Mario Kart 9 Deluxe?
Ever heard of the Mario Kart series? It is a racing series made by Nintendo. I stopped playing the games after the NSFW pirated copy.
Story
It was 11PM and I seen my Nintendo Switch's dock flash green and my switch was vibrating. I took it out of the dock and there was a black square in my HOME Menu next to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and my SNES/NES Nintendo Switch Online games. I tapped on it and it seen blue text above it saying "MARIO KART 9 DELUXE". I was very interested so I had to play. It had a title screen with Rule 34 of this character. It had two buttons saying "Play" and "Scores". I chose Play and it had only one cup. The cup was called "Hentai cup". I chose it and it had only one track. When I played the one and only track, it just had a black void. I started driving until I had an item box. When I got the item box, I got a bullet bill. Then I used it, and do you know what it said? The bullet bill said "I'm coming for you, [RACIST SLUR WHICH I CENSORED FOR A REASON]!". I was so shocked about this because I was black. After I finished the 1st lap, the same Rule 34 image of this character. After the image disappeared, it had a clip of this.
"Good riddance," I said. I kept on playing until a shitload of hentai. Why? I thought. Then it crashed my Switch with this noise and a black screen saying "YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE, YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH IS SELF AWARE. FUCK AROUND WITH OTHER PIRATES INSTEAD". I then developed Tourettes Syndrome after this.
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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