Mario Nights

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I definitely didn't just take this image off the internet ;)

Did you ever hear about the Super Mario game known as "Mario Nights"? While Nintendo has already confirmed that it never existed as an official game, the only photo of the game shows Nintendo's official seal of approval meaning that they're obviously full of shit and/or lying.

How else can I prove its existence you may ask? By using black magic to summon a copy of it of course! I googled how to do black magic and clicked on the first tutorial I saw. "Ok my Fortniters so to do black magic all you have to do is go into your closet alone and say Playboi Carti three times!" That was a very helpful tutorial. I went into my closet. "Playboi Carti! Playboi Carti! Playboi Carti!" A demonic voice said "Reggie Carter!" A copy of Mario Nights slid out from under my bed.

I put the cartridge into my plot convenient SNES. The title screen had Mario Nights written in, you won't believe this, but, blood. Low key kinda gay. There were three options; Easy, Normal, Hard, and Gangster Mode. Now obviously I picked Gangster Mode because I'm too Gangsta for anything less. It then cut to a screen that said "1-1" but in, you couldn't even have thought of this next one, but, blood. Mario said "Let's not-a-go!" and then cried. While he wasn't paying attention, the thing that was on the game's box vored him. Kids, vore is a DeviantArt exclusive fetish about eating people. And what happened next will forever haunt me.

It cut to a screen that said in blood, "Ur Gay!"



Written by PeridotAmethyst
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