Mario Pizza Hut discount stand

One day i was walking around a mysterious place called "outside" and doing a scary thing called "social interacting" when I sew a old man in a bin selling games I went towards him to look at games and sew a buy one get one free deal and there were bee movie the video game for the Wii, sonic fucking dies, oops I killed the president and finally mario Pizza Hut discount stand it had note that says beat this game you get 100% of on the Pizza Hut kids menu I bought it and the bee movie game and the old man mysteriously blow up when I went home i put the bee movie game in my bee movie gold room and put Mario Pizza Hut discount stand in my GameCube white text come up on my tv says "give 5 people stuff" the first person was Shane Dawson and he ordered a group of adults and then cut to mini game where Mario catches adults with a fishing net and then Mario give the group of adults to Shane Dawson and then the next person come it was the fat guy from the bee movie I was confused he ordered bee movie the game for Wii and then Mario come out my tv and stole my copy of Wii music and bee movie and went back into the tv and give it to fat guy I was pissed and then next person came it was my evil twin brother "dr naughty" I can't believe it I thought he was dead I shoot him with a coconut gun but he wasn't, he ordered magic beans it cut to another mini game where Mario goes to shop and buys magic beans he give it to my evil twin brother and he said finally I can say the f word and then the next person came it was a evil version of me in shock I was a evil version who doesn't break through Windows, give people nice flowers, can make a actual funny joke to make this story kinda decent and he ordered a krappy patty it cut to a mini game where Mario steals a krappy patty from spongebob land and give it to evil me and finally the final person it was woody from toy story he ordered a Big Mac with smurfs happy meal from the 2011 hit family film smurfs it cut to a mini game where Mario break in to McDonald's and get a Big Mac but when he was walking back there was no happy meal toy he give it to woody he looked at it and got piss he shoot mario with gun and then he looks and I can see you my tv went off and then woody broke through my Window and shouting where my happy meal toy mother fucker he threw me to the near by parking lot and run me over with his car and he grabbed a stop sign and hit me in head with it and then he slammed the car door on my penis and I went AAAAAA and he said "you have my happy meal toy" and I look in my pocket there was the happy meal toy it was the old man he was the happy meal toy all this time and woody got pissed and he got a big hammer and then shouted "BIG DONKEY KONG HAMMER SLAM" and then was a big expansion I died I went to hell and I sew a Pizza Hut with free WiFi and a secret night club and I got 100% of the kids menu the end

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