Mario The video (Chinese Bootleg Mario tape)
I Am a Big fan Of Mario. Mario is a Popular game character, as the Games are popular too. I played the games for like 9 years, I wished they get to become a cartoon, and the wish became true. But, When I Went to vacation in shanghai, I saw a strange VHS Tape, Called Mario Gai Shipin ( Mario the video) and It was strange and The Store Owner said that they were Direct to Video only, and never aired it on Any chinese network and made by shogukan video.
The VHS
I went to the hotel and Inserted it on The VCR. I saw a Shogukan video logo and a chinese copyright warning. And, The episode started, and a Chinese text came up and the narrator said: MARIP THA KILL. It was strange because In the start A Hyper realastic blood came up but I thought it was a Joke anyway. And It cut to a Red static but I kept watching. It started with a CGI Mario coming out of a poorly made warp pipe and says HELLO KIDZ. TODAY I WILL KILLPEOPLE BECAUSE THEY MAKE MA MAD. Then Mario Bought a Knife from a store, aand went to the woods. A tiger appeared, But Mario hated animals and stabbed him until the tiger was dead and he was demolished. It was scary and I Vomited. He went to the mushroom Kingdom, He saw a Toad standing eating breakfast, But Mario Shot him with a Gun and Hyper realastic blood splattered over the grass field and Mario released a Huge set of teeth and Grabbed the corpse and ate it. Hyper realastic blood and guts spilled out of his mouth. Luigi was eating pizza in a poor, Destroyed house and corpses were hanging everywhere. Luigi said to Mario: Get ourt before I Murdur you Little SHUT!!! and Mario's face was red and said Back to Luigi, And said: OH YESSSS?! YOU SAYS A SWEAR WORD?! THAT IT, I WILL KILL YU AND EAT YOU UP!!!! And Mario Ate Luigi and Guts and Hyper realastic blood came out of Luigi and Mario's mouth and Mario's eyes start to spill blood. Mario Got to princess peach's castle, Which design was same as sm64 but more red and destroyed and Dead toads everywhere, I Was shocked and Extremely vomited. So The VHS Cut to a Red Chinese text saying:
YOU NEXT...
And peach Was eaten and her brain was eaten too. As the guts fell out and it cut to a static and the VHS Ended with credits, with Promos:
Bootleg Thomas VHS Trailer by shogukan video
More bootleg Mario VHS Promo
More bootleg Mario DVD Promo
Black screen of death and shogukan video logo
I Smashed the tape into bits, And I saw a News when Nintendo was extremly disappointed and Contacted Shogukan video to discontinue it, but however the VHS Can be retreived in some auction sites.
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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