Mark Zuckerberg Lizard Copypasta

One morning Mark Zuckerberg awoke at 5 am to his alarm blaring loudly as he rolled his android body out of his bed to pick his human clothing for the day. As he got ready for the day he prepared a quick breakfast with whatever lizards eat and got in his facebook car which drove him to work. When he got into the office, his team said hello to him in a monotonous tone as they showed him the latest updates for Facebook, to which he replied "Great work team! Keep it up, I'm proud of you." Mark Zuckerberg then went up to his office, which was fit for an android lizard. He then sat down at his desk and began to work when he noticed he was getting less user engagement on Instagram. Mark then left his room to ask his team to develop a new face filter for Instagram, that would also hide the fact that he is a lizard robot, to which they made a face filter with glasses. Mark Zuckerberg then decided to post on Instagram showing off the new face filters while saying "New face filters on Instagram. This one's my favorite one so far. Great work team." He then got thousands of comments pouring in that they knew he was a lizard, as the glasses face filter had not hidden it properly, exposing a secret he had been trying to hide for years. Mark Zuckerberg had to go into hiding and has since then been replaced with an android clone.

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