Markiplier Finally Finds the Blacksmith

There once lived a YouTuber named Markiplier, who was the greatest person that ever lived on the planet of earth and the rest of the solar system. He spent years in his top secret Markilaboratory trying to find the blacksmith, but to no avail. He tried becoming a surgeon because he heard that a nurse at the St. Muyskerm Hospital knew exactly where the blacksmith was. He tried asking her the location of the blacksmith, but every time she tried to answer, he interrupted her, screaming, "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

Five-billion years later, Markiplier heard that some of Santa Claus' elves were doing special deliveries to the blacksmith, so Markiplier went to the north pole and murdered Santa Claus so that he could become him and spy on the elves, or "little bastard kids" as he called them.

Eventually, Markiplier became deathly ill and only finding the blacksmith could cure him. Realizing that he could no longer wait to find him, he met his nurse for one final time. However, the nurse refused to help him, so he pressed B to blow her [up] and found a map inside her that led to the blacksmith. Little did Mark know that the blacksmith was closer than he first thought.

"WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS, WADE?" Markiplier asked Wade, who was really the blacksmith. "AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU!"

"What did you do for me exactly?" Wade asked.

"OH FUCK YOU!" Markiplier began to seriously rage.

Blacksmith Wade wants to battle!

What will Markiplier do?

> Press B to blow Wade up

> Harass Zombiemold for illegitimate diamond armor and weapons

> MARKIPLIER GAME BREAKING POWERS UNITE <

Markiplier broke the game!

Blacksmith Wade was deleted from the universe!

Two weeks later...

Mark had finally returned to his before-blacksmith life and already replaced Wade with a clone of pre-blacksmith Wade. He began recording his first video of the day. "Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome t-" he was interrupted when Matt Smith walked in.

"QUICK, MARKIPLIER! WE HAVE TO THE FUTURE!"

"But why?"

"IT'S YOUR KIDS, MARK! YOUR DAUGHTER MARRIES A MEMBER OF THE BRO ARMY!"

"OH NO! WE GOTTA STOP THAT!"

"THAT'S RIGHT, MARKIPLIER, MY FRIEND! WE MUST IMPRISON PEWDIEPIE BEFORE HE BECOMES FAMOUS!"

"THEN LET'S GO!"

On the next all new episode of Doctor Who

"WHERE'S THE FUCKING DOCTOR, BITCH?!" PewDiePie asked Markiplier with his creepy face.

"DOCTOR WHO?" Markiplier asked, paralyzed with fear until suddenly Matt Smith comes up behind PewDiePie and immobilizes him, putting him in a prison uniform and getting ready to call the police about an 'escaped prisoner' in his custody.

"I don't like doing this..." said Matt Smith. "However, this was absolutely necessary."

"So..." Markiplier spoke up. "How about we get some lunch?"

"I would love to," replied Matt Smith. "Can we get cola and meal please no bread?"

"COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD?!" Markiplier asked shockedly. "I LOVE COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD!"

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