Marshall goes apeshit and kills random fictional characters

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So, once upon a time, two dogs named Marshall & Chase were driving while their friends, Birch, Lor, CJ & Ellen all took the backseat, suddenly, there car ran out of gas.

"Aw fuck, we're out of gas" Said Chase.

"Yeah, I know, the horrors" Said Ellen.

"Hey, maybe we can go get some food from there?" Said Marshall, he was pointing at a waffle house.

"That's a great idea! Come on everyone, let's eat at that waffle house!" Said Chase.

As the six entered the waffle house, they noticed that Jeff was infact the cashier.

"Why are you here?" Said Marshall.

"Look, killing is getting really boring, so I decided to take a summer job!" Said Jeff.

"But's isn't it October?" Said Lor.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, here have your food" Said Jeff, he threw some foods at the six, not knowing they become evil due to Jeff's fingers.

"Hello, I'm evil waffle from the food orb series" Said Evil Waffle.

"What a stupid name you got there" Said Ellen.

Evil Waffle was mad, furious in fact, he got out a frag grenade and put it into Ellen's mouth, killing her, with hyper-realistic blood spewing everywhere.

"Oh shit, raah" Said Chase, clearly not caring about the situation.

Jeff got out his pistol which he totally has in every Jeff the killer story and shoots the evil waffle.

"It will take more effort to kill me Jeff" Said Evil Waffle.

Jeff them got on his cellphone and called Slenderman, he was in a high school working as a janitor.

"Hey dude, I need you for a sec" Said Jeff.

"What is it?" Said Slenderman.

"There's this Waffle guy who's killing everyone, and I think he just killed that CJ girl over there" Said Jeff.

"Alright, I'm on it" Said Slenderman, he got into his car and drove to the waffle house, he got out his tentacles to take care of the Waffle.

"And there we go!" Said Slenderman.

Suddenly, more evil food came in! Holy shito!!!!!!!!!1.

"Oh shit!" Said Marshall, he ran into the bathroom, he took a massive shit, which let to him being sucked into the toilet and into the creepypasta sewers, their, he met Ben Drowned.

"Hey, you must be that Ben Drowned guy right?" Said Marshall.

"Yes, the name's Ben Drowned" Said Ben.

Ben Drowned then did the gangnam style, which Marshall found cringe so he kicked him into the water, killing him for some reason I guess.

He then came out of the toilet and found Birch & Lor waiting for him in their underwear.

"What's going on?" Said Marshall.

"The food took our clothes, they also killed Jeff & Slenderman" Said Lor.

"Don't worry about them though, they'll probably come back in the next chapter" Said Birch.

"Wait, they'll be a next chapter?" Said Marshall.

"Probably, I don't know, the title doesn't have a part 1 in it" Said Jeff.

"How did you come back from the dead?" Said Marshall.

And then a skeleton popped out.

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