McDonald's: The McDeath Combo
During 2006, I was an intern at McDonald’s, now, this wasn't a special job whatsoever, I mainly did this job for easy money. But one benefit was being able to try new menu items before their official release, But this would soon become a nightmare. One night, while I was about to leave, my manager came into the room, saying he had a new item for me to test, this was weird, considering this was usually done during the day, but I didn’t mind a little food, especially if I was the one being paid to eat it. He dropped a bag onto my table and left, he literally got into his car and sped out the McDonald’s, as if the bag scared him, I brushed it off.
The bag had the words “The McDeath Combo - PROTOTYPE 6-6-2006”, opening it, I found a burger, which was the McDeath itself, fries, and a soda. Now the McDeath was about the size of a Big Mac, but the burger itself was different, it had red buns, black sesame seeds, human intestines, a raw patty, and blood as a condiment. I then took a closer look and was horrified, the fries were human fingers, and the soda was sulfuric acid, this scared the crap out of me, but I took a bite out of the McDeath anyway, and instantly I felt like I was poisoned, the thing was spicy as hell, I felt like I was about to die, I took a drink of the sulfuric acid, and it managed to cool it down and stop the poison.
After that, I ate a few fries and took some more sips, but I decided I had enough of the combo and got ready to leave, but then the TV turned on, there was Ronald McDonald with red glowing eyes, he said “DID YOU LIKE THE COMBO?”, in an italian accent, I said “No, it tastes awful, I’m going home now”. But he said “I DO NOT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, Then I stepped on a trip wire and a hammer hit my head, when I woke up I was in a dark room with Ronald McDonad infront of me, it said “It’s too late for you, anyone who doesn't like the McDeath combo gets used as the next ingredients!”, then Ronald McDonald leaped at me with blood coming out of his ears.
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