MichaelLeroi vs MCCP
Jacob, Gemma, Matt and Toby, known YouTube-wide as the cast of Bad Creepypasta, walked down the street. They'd read two particularly dreadful stories for the channel that day, Inugami 2: Weeaboogaloo and Abandoned By Disney 4: Pandemic Park. Flush with cash from the stream's proceeds, and lacking the energy to do anything else, they had decided to eat out that evening.
While they were walking, a feminine voice softly called out to them. "I am the monster that you should fear. You can't see me--"
"Oh, fuck off!" erupted Toby. "What is this Darkwing Duck horseshit? 'Oooh, I am the terror that flaps in the night, BOOoooo!' Fucking Hell, why don't you just kill yourself, you dumb cunt!?"
"Toby, please" said Jacob, attempting to head off any potential guideline strikes. "You're going to get us demonetized again."
Undeterred by the sudden torrent of abuse, the unseen figure continued. "I am a shadow on the street. I will carve you like raw meat." As she finished speaking, the group finally saw her. It was odd that they hadn't seen her before, almost as though she had appeared from nowhere.
The girl stood in the middle of the street, facing them, with her head down and her eyes closed. She wore black lipstick and a silver nose stud adorned the left side of her face. Her chestnut hair was cut short, and arranged in a peek-a-boo hairstyle that covered her right eye. The bang that half-covered her face was dyed with two vertical stripes, one purple and one black.
She wore a black leather dog collar around her neck, with a red heart-shaped tag. Inscribed on the tag were the letters MCCP. She wore a tight, midriff-baring black shirt and a pink vest with silver buttons. On her arms were gray and black striped arm sleeves.
She had a short pink skirt under which she wore a pair of black cycling shorts. Her legs were covered by opaque black leggings patterned with white skulls and ending in garter belts. She wore shin-length boots of black leather fastened with belt straps.
In front of her, balanced on the tip of its blade, with her hands resting on the switch handle, was her newest signature weapon: a gasoline powered hedge trimmer with a 27cc 2-stroke engine. The hedge trimmer was painted pink and patterned with...
She halted her masturbatory preening for a moment and looked up, her brilliant blue eyes searching the surrounding gloom. Only an empty street greeted her gaze. Blast! While she was wasting paragraphs transparently begging for fan art, her quarry had ambled to safety! Again!
She hefted her pink hedge trimmer (patterned with cartoon panda heads over crossed bones) and began to pursue her targets with all the skill and cunning she'd gained in her years as a teenage suburbanite.
Jacob, Gemma, Matt and the rest had dinner at Prezzo and afterward they went home and went to bed.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Credited to Tone Loki
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