Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - "Revenge!"

It was a sunny afternoon in the June of 2010.

Anyways, my dad used to work at Playhouse Disney (now Disney Junior, the American house for the Bluey TV series), in mid-June 2010, my dad got a new Dell Inspiron computer with Windows 7 preinstalled on the system.

So later, my dad forced me to use his 2009 Acer computer he used in late-2009, and said that I can play with it, and I decided to play some Roblox.

A few days later, my dad came with a disc, with the initials: "MMC", I thought it was a upcoming game at the time, called Minecraft, and my dad begged to destroy it.

I waited until 11:00 PM as my dad is about to sleep, and I inserted the disc into the Acer computer, and a file popped up, it was a .mp4 file actually, it was called: "MickeyLostEpisode", and I clicked on the file.

Then, Windows Media Player popped up, and it was playing previews of various movies, TV shows and games, later, the Micky Mouse Clubhouse was playing, but something seems very off.

Mickey didn't look like your regular Mickey from the show, he looked like a Low-Poly CGI model, with his buttons of his pants and face (except for his "nose") was missing, while all the characters (except Mickey) was gone, I brushed it off as a animation error.

After the intro, the title card came up, the episode was called: "Revenge!", and the object featured in the title card was a machete, when the title card disappeared, the episode was now playing.

It started with Mickey, sitting at the corner of the living room, angry, he said: "Man! I'm sick and tired of Donald Duck being not here! I'm gonna destroy the entire place!", and Toodles came up, and the objects were a machete, a dead rat, an box of lighters and the worse of all, a medium nuke.

After that little piece of education, Mickey began destroying the kitchen, while Minnie came out of nowhere, and saw Mickey destroying the cookie jar.

Minnie said: "What the...". Before she has a chance to say anything, Mickey pounces into her, he then began to rip Minnie's skin off, while Minnie screamed and after he was done ripping her skin off, he began to eat it. I was shocked to see that. He then ripped Minnie's head off and threw it and her headless body away.

Then, Daisy came in with a angry expression on her face, she kicked him out of the clubhouse, after that, she locked him up and he began banging the door, before Toodles came back with a bit of blood on his left ear, and gave Mickey the machete, and Mickey said: "Thank you!", and began ripping the door off, and after he did that, he said: "Here's Mickey!", and went to Daisy, and began slicing her belly in a Terminator 2 style, and Mickey proceeds to eat Daisy's organs, I pressed pause and I went to the bathroom to vomit.

And I pressed play to continue the episode. Mickey then goes outside, holding Daisy's limp organless corpse, and goes to Goofy and Pluto.

First, Mickey grabbed Goofy by the neck and strangling him, while Goofy screamed. He continued strangling him, until Goofy was bleeding from the neck. He then dropped Goofy, second, he went inside of his clubhouse with Pluto, and stuffed him into the oven, and Pluto exploded, with blood covering the oven's window, I went to the bathroom to vomit again.

Then, I went to my room again, with a figure of Mickey with no eyes, also holding a gun on my desk, I continued the video.

Toodles came back again, and the thing Mickey needed was the dead rat from before, and Mickey went to Pete, who was laughing behind a tree, and Pete said: "Hello! What do you have pal?", and Mickey didn't reply, but instead left the dead rat and ran away, Pete began eating it mistaken for waffles, I was genuinely disgusted. Pete bit into one of the legs of the rat, quickly reeling back and spitting it out. "What even is this type of food?" he shouted. Mickey stepped into frame, insisting that they were waffles. Pete tried running away, calling Mickey a bad cooker. Mickey caught up to Pete, grabbing him and picking him up, breaking his spine over his knee. "YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY!" Mickey screamed as the body slumped over in two separate angles and fell.

I felt like that disc is about to end soon, but it was 22 minutes, it kinda looked like a special to me.

Later, Toodles popped up once again, and gave Mickey a box of lighters, and Mickey began burning the trees and a bit of the clubhouse, while I could hear screaming, it kinda sounded like Donald Duck, the character who was mentioned in the epsiode.

Mickey proceeded to sit and cry on a burnt dead tree, while saying: "Ми го стори ова.", I realised it was "You did this to me." in Macedonian, then all of a sudden, it bursted with static and later a black screen.

I felt sweaty, uncomfortable and nauseous, 3 minutes later, it came back to the episode, and Mickey was front of the clubhouse, and Toodles came back again, the last item used was just the medium nuke, and later, a nuke like the nuke from Toodles slowly approached the clubhouse, when it touched the clubhouse, it cut to a video of a atomic explosion.

After the video, it cut to the clubhouse, with Mickey holding Donald Duck's charried corpse, until Mickey said: "OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!", and Mickey walked out, crying.

Then, it cut to Mickey, crying at a dead tree, and then, and we see in Mickey's hands a handgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger before being interrupted by a image that I can't unsee. It was a girl resembling Clarabelle, who was hanging on a noose over a tree, with her entrails hanging, her eyes were gone, and her arms were missing, before going back to the episode, it was Mickey with his head exploded, with blood and brain matter splattered everywhere. Then the episode ends with no hotdog dance, instead, it was the credits.

When the video ended, I decided to eject the disc, and later smash it with a jackhammer.

An day later, my dad came home, and he asked me: "What episode you watched?", I said: "I watched umm... the episode with Mickey searching the cuckoo clock's bird.", then, my dad said: "What?".

After this incident, my dad began working for Cartoon Network, because of that episode I watched, I will never forget about this episode, ever again.

Now, 10 years have passed, I was letting my young brother watch some Bluey in Disney Junior on the living room's TV, while I watched some We Bare Bears on my tablet, when suddenly, I heard a voice that sounded like Takashi Aoyagi's Japanese Mickey voice. It whispered:

"ミッキーマウスクラブハウスはもう終わりました。 これをミッキーにとって面白く保つようにしてください..."

I looked back and what I saw was horrifying.

What I saw was an Mickey plushie, with blood on it. It had a axe in its hand, and had a creepy smile, and its "eyes" were nothing more than empty black holes with white pupils...

There were also a sheet of paper behind him, it said: "大衛，我會在6年後給您。 您將很快面對米奇的憤怒，請崇拜魔鬼" In which translated to: "I will get you in 6 years, David. You will face Mickey's wrath soon, please worship the devil" Did this note knew my name? I later ripped the note in half and threw the plush out of the window.

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