Mickey Mouse lost episote!!!5
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I, Colin, used to love Mickey Mouse, his cartoons brought me so much joy when I was younger... but then something SCAAARY happened AND IT COMPLETELY CHANGED MY OPINION OF HIM!!!!11
I was having a leetle kiss with my attractive lady-friends but then for a split second while I looked away I noticed something very scary... Mickey Mouse was on TV and he had HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD IN HIS EYES!
Horrified, I immediately ran out of the house and despite there being no clouds in sight it began raining.
Crap, I was just thinking "man I'm so glad it's not raining!" and then IT BEGINS RAINING! IT'S LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE! This crap was so SCARY! I'M SCARED.
As if things couldn't get any worse, when I looked behind me I saw an explosion of BLOOD coming from the attractive lady-friend'ses house!!! They DIED in the explosion!!!! The next day I went to their funerals.. AND MICKEY MOUSE WAS THERE! HE WAS EATING THEIR GRAVESTONES SO I GOT A GUN AND SHOT HIM BUT IT DIDN'T KILL HIM, IT TURNED HIM INTO MICHAEL THE RODENT!!!!
Welp that's that I guess. Someone oughta keep an eye out for Michael the Rodent, his cartoons are very scary and he gives me mean man vibes! Anyways, I got really scareddddd! I want to forget it, but I can't!
Eventually I went back home and I ate doritos, THE END. Michael Rodent now has free roam across the entire world and can kill whoever he wants but hey not my problem lmao.
Written by Susybaka
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