Mii Sex Is Not Real

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So, Mii sex is not real.

This really ruined my day. No one understands how deeply this has affected me mentally.

So, I check online resources and... oh my goodness gracious, Miis don't have penises!

I am in utter shock.

I am having a mental breakdown now.

I can't have Mii sex with my girlfriend.

Life would have been a lot better if I never found this out. Now I'm crying, unable to stop. I can't live with this. I will write a letter to Nintendo telling them to add penises to their Miis and if they don't, there will be consequences.

Actually, there won't. I'm just gonna cry even more if they refuse.

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