Moist Critical.AVI
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One time, when I was 7, my parents abandoned me at gas station. This moment ruined my life. But not nearly as much as what happened to me just a week ago. I guess I like the YouTuber Moist Critical. After all, I only watch him at least once a day so yeah I guess I tolerate him. My only real issue is that he doesn't take his shirt off enough. But other than that, we stan him. One day while looking through channel a noticed a video that was off. It was just uploaded a few seconds ago. The thumbnail was Charlie in a dark room. Instead of wearing a white shirt, he was wearing a blue one. It's not like him to do that. He always wears white. The title was the most concerning detail. It read: "im done with keeping secrets" and was completely in lowercase.
I clicked on the video thinking that was just a glitch. It started with Charlie staring at the camera in complete silence for a few minutes. Then he sighed. "I can't hide the truth anymore" he said in monotone voice. "For the past several months, I have been making fun of a certain toy pretending that I didn't get it. But I did. I called it a fetish thing because I knew it was. For it is my fetish. I love the shitting unicorn toy. It appeals to my sexual desires. I can't keep lying about my true feelings for it anymore. I have tried to stick my dick into the toy's mouth multiple times.
It gives me a boner every time it shits into its small plastic toilet. I can't stop thinking about it. It is the true reason why I am moist. I must go for they will come for me now that I have told the truth". The video then abruptly ended. I took a few screenshots of the video and thumbnail and posted them onto Reddit. When I went back to take more screenshots the video was gone. Someone later commented on my post. They said: "Here's part 2:" and the link to another video. I clicked on it. What I saw will forever haunt me for the rest of my life.
Charlie was wearing the same shirt as before and was standing in presumably the same dark room. "They have found me. I only have a few minutes left to live before they arrive". Three people in black then busted down the door. They took Charlie away. One of them came up to the camera and said in a deep, ominous voice: "Gonna get loopy off my poopie".
I immediately recognized that phrase. It's the words of the Poopsie Slime Surprise Cult. They are truly a ruthless group of individuals. Not too long after the videos were uploaded, people started talking about them. It got to the point where it even ended up on the news. I still do not know how to process what I have witnessed. A few days later, I was recommended the next video. Charlie was walking in a massive cornfield. "They sent me to Ohio. I have walking in Ohio for days and it's all just corn. I cannot escape the corn stalks. Send help".
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