Monster Man

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There once was a guy, his name was Dave. Dave was tall, but he was also short. Because of this everyone at school made fun of him because he was tallshort and they would call him mean things like "tallshort". This made him sad so one day he called monster man and monster man said "hello" and Dave said "mnster man I have the sads" and monster man said "why" and Dave said "because everyone makes fun of me because tallshort and call me things like tall short, can you do something" and monster math said "k"

The next day Dave went to school and bullyman came up to him and said "hi tallshort" and than bullyman started to bleed from his everywhere. He tried to scream but the mouth is part of everywhere so he caouldnt scream because he was bleeding from his everywhere. Dave saw this and went "k" and left. After Dave got home from school he called monster man and said "thnks manster mon all the bullys started bleeding from there everywhere when they made fun of me" than monster man said "but I didn't do anything yet" and than Dave went "wot" and than manster mon said "jk that was me your welcome"

-Dave Twaper

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