Mothman Gives Crazy Good Head

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So there I am on the bridge having a drive across it. A sudden boom-like sound occurred and holy noses there stood before my auto a large big bug person. So I'm a doodle scared but I decided fuck it and got outta the car and approached the beast.

"Hey what exactly is the deal here and could you please move aside? I'm trying to have a driver," I said, unintentionally erotically.

"Goink," came from the bugbeast and it turned around. It pulled off its apparent suit and lo and behold it was a naked California female, all tanned and platinum púbed.

"Well my my and by-and-by," i said, pulling out my plingus and immediate jerkilating it.

To my Christmas surprise, she got on her knees and opened up in a hey-commere-and-plunk-that-pangus-into-my-cherry-red-lips kinda way. Well, I'm no welcher, so I complied.

And holy heck am I glad I did. She suckled that hot dog like it was a delicious popsicle and I mean tasty tasty. Up and down and deep and sloppy, it was a blowjobber's delight. One for the Hall of Blomjombs for certain.

With a sudden explosion of manonaise, the job was done. Except she kept sucking and kept sucking and kept sucking and kept sucking but then the hey too much sensation came over me and I politely asked her to stop. She did and swallowed her filt to the hilt loaf of sporm and then farted up into the sky like a magic cum spaceship.

I took the Mothman outfit which was left behind and put it on. It didn't fit, so I got in my car and left.

Except

I HAVE NO CAR.

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Credited to Redbeard_Da_Pirate 

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