Mr. DoodooFingers

In my home town of Atascadero in the late 1970's there was a janitor named Phill McKrevis.

Phill was fired one summer after he was caught hoarding bowel movements from the bathroom used by female staff. The day he was fired, and as he was escorted from the property carrying only his mop, he began to sob & he swore the staff would rue that day.

All was calm until one night in 1981. It was a Friday night when Phill returned to the hospital, drunk with hatred & high on resentment.

What he did next has been dissected & pondered over by criminologists & psychiatrists ever since that summer night.

Phill crapped in his hand & walked up behind an orderly eating his lunch, & he rubbed the poo in his victim's hair shouting "DOODOOFINGERS!"

The orderly had to go home early, was extremely disgruntled, and quit like 5 months later. It was gross & a huge inconvenience.

Some say Phill isn't done.... Some say he may start targeting anyone who hears this story...

Have you looked behind you recently?

DOODOOFINGERS!!!!

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Credited to GunsBeersTitties 

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