Muppet Babies

I walked into a biker bar in downtown Toledo. Lot of really rough looking customers in there. There was an old TV set duct taped to the wall playing Muppet Babies. I go up to the one eyed bartender with an eye patch and say "Hey buddy, can you switch to the game? It's the Toronto Raptors VS the Washington Racial Epithets." The bartender spits into the spittoon, gives me a steely eyed look and says "You're not from around here, are you?" "Up your nose with a rubber hose" I says as I grab the remote and switch the channel. The whole bar goes quiet. Everyone is staring at me. Finally a huge guy with scars all over his face walks up, grabs the remote from me, and switches it back to Muppet Babies. Then he shoved his hand up my butt, pulled out my large intestine, and strangled me with it, and I died. The last thing I ever saw was Muppet Babies doing one of those bits where they show stock footage from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. If you visit the biker bar in downtown Toledo, do not turn off Muppet Babies.

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Credited to The2500 

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