Murderbob Circlepants: The banned Episode

Hello, if you are reading this, I am a demon from hell who has come to warn your people that we will invade your planet. Why, you ask? Because, you purposefully sent a twisted episode of our favorite show to teach people kindness and compassion, and we don't want that. If you are a demon or a human, then allow me to tell you the horrors of...SpongeBob SquarePants.

It was a normal day in Hell. People were being used as slaves, demons were torturing humans they caught, and gloominess and blood was everywhere. I was in my house making a beef stew, when suddenly I caught my kid crying. I asked him why he was crying and to shut the hell up before I gave him the treatment. He suddenly calmed down and said happily,

"F is for friends that do stuff together"

"U is for you and me"

"N is for anywhere and anytime at all"

"Down here in the deep blue sea"

I roared at him violently and asked him what the hell was he on about. He said it was a show called SpongeBob SquarePants, and apparently it was better than the show we had. I decided to throw him in the garbage and then look for a MurderBob DVD. After taking, I kid you not, 6 STEPS from my demonic fiery house, I saw a DVD for it. Bingo! I rushed back to my abode before someone saw me stealing. I decided to sneak up to my basement, because basements are located above houses in Hell, you know. i inserted the DVD into my DVD player and the title screen popped up. It was your normal MurderBob DVD, what with all the realistic blood everywhere, lots and lots of gore, etc. I checked the episodes, and they said (in order):

Red Mist/The Thing

Lies/Hope is Lost

Plankton's Desire/MurderBob the Slave

Shootin' Shots/Peaceful War

Sandy's Basement/Baking

F.U.N.

Now most of the episodes were normal, but I had never heard of F.U.N. before. So I decided to play it. But before I could play it, I heard my doorbell ringing. I opened it up and found some humans. I wondered why they were here. They looked violent and angry, ready to lash out. Then I heard a voice say "ATTACK!" and then the humans killed me. It hurt a lot. If you are a human reading this, then you're next. If you're a demon reading this, then I thank you for reading this.

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