My Big Bro
My brother has gone missing, in fact I am certain he is dead. That's the part were you think, I've heard this all before what boogie man took your brother. No boogie man took him. See I really don't know how to tell you; what happened is more strange than a monster just randomly taking him. What happened might make you sick, if your rich that is. Sorry I am getting ahead of myself. What I have to show you are his journal entries, leading up to them taking him. What you are about to read might seem—normal. It all turns quickly strange after that.
8/12 The guys wont stop bugging me about this my little pony shit. They keep trying to tell me its for boys, or rather should I put it in Ralph's words "manly men". They all call it bronies or something like that. I just can't stand it, I mean I am twenty-six years old and even my little bro doesn't like that stuff. I guess what I am getting at is maybe Alice is right, maybe I am out growing my friends. I mean I barely even watch Family Guy anymore.
Speaking of Alice, she wants to go out of town this weekend. I don't know how to tell her I'm just not up to going. I know what "out of town" means. Another sexless weekend on the road, where I am wasting all my hard earned money are stupid shit to decorate her house. It wouldn't be so bad if she would just agree that we should live together. It just seems like she might be cheating on me and using me for money.
8/14 I knew it that fucking bitch was cheating on me. Get this, she said its because the guys. Said that had I given them up years ago we could have been happy together. When I asked her how long she had been cheating on me, she made a point to dance around it. I asked one of her friends who told me it started a week after we had started dating. So three years, she didn't want to tell me about it. Fuck her. I'm going to go hang with Ralph and the guys, right now I just want to get drunk and bitch.
8/15 Holy hell, maybe it was the beers but I love that damn pony show. I wouldn't say it's for "manly men" but I get it. It's a cute show. So we are getting together next weekend to watch the first season so I can get caught up on it. I really can't wait, a few cartoons after a week of work—maybe I was wrong to stop watching kids stuff.
8/18 That fucking bitch Alice called me last night, her man found out and left her. She wanted to know if she could come over and talk things out. I just hung up on here and started looking up MLP stuff on youtube. I was wrong this isn't a kids show, they did this Big Lebowski joke and that movie is sure not a kids movie. Anyways, got to get back to the computer watching more stuff.
8/21 Well it seems like it's just going to be Ralph, Chris, Jay and myself this weekend. Joe came down with something. Sounds bad and he asked us all just to let him be. Ralph is a little upset that I watched so much of the show on youtube. I told him I only half pay attention to it. I know Ralph, he knows there is a joke in there I am really going to get. I'll have to watch him to see which one it is.
8/22 Hell of a way to spend the weekend, we watched every episode and fucking goofed off. Coming up with our own names, shit what was mine? I can't recall, but we are going to get together next weekend and watch some more. Sounds a hell of a lot better than taking some cheating bitch out of town.
8/21 Joe missed worked today. What ever has made him sick really must have down bad. I seen that man show up for work with the fucking flu and act like nothing is wrong. Ralph left me a MLP shirt, it's pink. I'm going to look so gay, but I'm gonna wear it to work tomorrow. People are going to think this break up with Alice has pushed me over the edge.
8/22 Wore my MLP shirt to work, Joe still wasn't there. So I picked Ralph up after work and we went to check on him. He wasn't home, we also couldn't get a hold of Chris. Ralph said that Chris said he was feeling bad last night. We both kind of figured the two are just fucking with us. Joe is the type to use his vacation days to fuck with us. Anyways gonna crash at Ralph's place tonight.
That's the last entry. In fact he went missing for a few weeks himself. Gordon and I always got together the first Friday of every month to hang out. It was our brother time. So when I showed up to his place and he wasn't there. I was a little shocked; it wasn't the first time he had bailed out on me—it was the first time he didn't leave a note or call.
After the second week of him missing I hunted down Alice; I hadn't known they broke it off at this point. So she was a little shocked to see me, but after a little talk I found out everything that had happened between them—all lies I guess if you judge by what he wrote down. I so drove over to Ralph's place, he was there.
Both of them looked sick, unshaven, but happy and watching that pony show. Gordon told me how he decided to quit work and take his savings to go to MLP convictions. I was shocked to find out how many of those happen, I called him a furry and then drove him home. I stayed at his place because he decided that we should still spend a day hanging out. Problem was he spent most of the night, sitting in the dark on his laptop watching pony stuff. So the next day he looked even more sick then he had been. He told me he had caught something from Joe.
Seems that Joe was still around, despite what the journal had, just he to quit his job and was already at a con. If only I had known what I know now, I would have be able to tell Gordon that Joe wasn't coming back. Hell if I knew, Gordon would be alive. Then again, maybe he was already lost. Maybe when the hair starts growing it's to late. Fur what ever the fuck you want to call it.
So our day together was boring and he was always off some place in his mind. Dark circles under his eyes, he was looking like a frightened animal. It was the last time I saw "him". He vanished once again. I only heard from him one last time and luckily due to my massive debt, and harassing collectors I have a call recorder on my cell. So here is the transcript of the call.
Me: Hello? I don't know this--
Gordon: Please help, they got us all. Ralph, Chris... (weeping) Joe already turned, they sent him to the house man, Joe turned. (more weeping) Chris isn't looking good he is already covered in fur. Please Jason help us.
Me: Do you know where you're at? Anything, I'll get mom and dad, the cops we'll be there for you.
Gordon: A barn, I don't know. Oh shit, oh shit, Chris? (Panic breathing and whispers) Fuck man he passed out, we are going to change soon man, you got to get here. It's a barn, some sort of farm or something. It's full of people, we are people. Don't let them--
Me: Let them what?(silence) Let them do what Gordon?
Man's voice: Sorry kid, I don't know who you think you're talking to, but don't call me again.
Me: I didn't call you.
After that he hung up. So I called the cops and got our parents. There was only one place near here that had a barn and that was about an hour drive out of town. It was an old horse and cattle farm. When we got there, that's all we found horsed and cows. What was weird was the tall electric fences they had around the place. It put me in mind of Jurassic Park. I asked the cops about it, wasn't that cruel to the animals. They informed me it was a bit over the top, but wasn't cruel.
I walked into this barn that had at least fifty horses in it. This one, just looked at me. It looked at me like it knew me. It was the closest to a horse I had ever been, but what threw me off was I have seen pictures. All these horses looked like horses except in their eyes. They had human looking eyes. Not the black looking orbs you see in pictures; these looked human. I now know this was the real last time I saw my brother. I watched tears roll down the long brown face of the beast. Then he started trying to talk to me—I didn't know what he was trying to tell me, but I think he wanted me to open the big barn doors. That's what I did.
When the doors opened, I barely had time to dodge the stampede. Horses poured out of the barn running in all directions. Many running right into the fences. Despite being zapped they still tried to find a way out. The one I am certain was Gordon was standing by our parents. Just looking, mom laughed at how friendly the animal was acting. I started to cry; I cried even more when Gordon looked back at me. Those human eyes told me that he could understand why I didn't try to tell them what was going on. He knew I was already in enough trouble.
I was arrested and labeled and Eco-terrorist. The cops tried to pile on the charges as well, but the farm dropped them and then sent me a care package. The note said:
Seeing that you love horses so much how about you try to keep with the cute and friendly one. Really we understand you think you can help. If you really want to help just watch the show and live your life.
It wasn't signed, but the care package had just one thing in it. Season one of MLP. I just tossed it in the trash and started searching for what happened to my brother. The stuff I found out.
Fact 1: There was this new extra lean "beef" on the market. So lean it cost almost five hundred dollars a pound. It was only being eaten by the rich of the rich. It used to coast more when it was imported from China but some how the meat stayed on the market with a price drop even after China stopped shipments.
Fact 2: China quit sending the product after how it was obtained was reviled to their government. Not wanting the UN to bring a hammer down on them, they silently took the meat off their markets and burned the rest of the supply. One man came out stating that the meat was a cross genetic experiment. He was silenced and it his statement was very hard to find.
If your smart, you should be connecting the dots now. As I looked further into the information I found out a lot of bronies have gone missing at these cons. Some statements say they are led off by woman who show interest in them and their love for the ponies and they disappear.
What you need to do is understand the show is made to get you to by their products. The products have this agent on them that preps you from the "process", which not only makes you drawn to others showing interest in the ponies, but get's your body ready by breaking down you immune system. With your immune system down they pick you up at a convention and do what ever it is they do to turn you into a fucking horse monster things.
Then they kill you, they kill you and turn around and sell you as rich people beef. The rich are eating people. I don't know if they know, but some of them have to. Someone has to be backing this. Some see fuck is paying to have people turned into the food and using a cartoon to pull them in. So please hear me out, get the word going around. It's hard to tell if they will just leave it with one show. I know they are on to me, I've seen this car for the last few weeks following me.
Credited to Undeadmuffin
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