My Brother Insulted Slippin Jimmy

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IT WAS A FINE WEDNESDAY MORNING (2:28AM) WHEN I WAS WATCHING MY 32ND REWATCH OF SLIPPIN JIMMY, MY (EX) BROTHER KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID "ARE YOU WATCHING THAT STUPID SHOW AGAIN?" MY REALITY WAS SHATTERED. IT WAS NOW ONLY ME, MY DEMONS, SLIPPIN JIMMY AND MY BR*THER. I QUICKLY GRABBED MY SLIPPIN JIMMY THEMED BOX CUTTER AND SLIT HIS HAND (WALTER WHITE REFERENCE), "EAT THE FUCKING DOG" I WHISPERED INTO HIS EAR WHILE SLIPPIN JIMMY WAS PLAYING AT (ONLY) 83 VOLUME. HE STARTED TO THREATEN TO CALL THE POLICE BUT HE WAS SILENCED WHEN HE SAW MY SLIPPIN JIMMY THEMED GLOCK. "EAT THE DOG OR YOU GET IT" I SAID. HE GOT ON HIS KNEES AND STARTED TO EAT THE (SLIPPIN JIMMY THEMED) FAMILY DOG, HIS TEARS WERE LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS WHILE I WATCHED THE EPISODE WHERE JIMMY WHEN INTO AN AIRPORT AND PUTS HIS COCK AND BALLS ON THE METAL SCANNER (MY FAVOURITE EPISODE) THE DOG'S BACK-RIGHT LEG WAS ALREADY GONE AND THIS POINT WHEN I HAD AN IDEA. I GRABBED MY SLIPPIN JIMMY THEMED CUTLASS AND STARTED TO GAUGE HIS FACE OFF, I STAPLED HIS FACE TO THE DOG WITH MY SLIPPIN JIMMY THEMED STAPLER. I STARTED TO MUNCH DOWN ON THE DOG MYSELF, ALTHOUGH IT WASN'T BETTER THAN THE SLIPPIN JIMMY THEMED HOT POCKETS. I TURNED MY BROTHERS CORPSE INTO A REAL LIFE VERSION OF JIMMY AND ADDED HIM TO MY SHRINE. ALONG WITH THE REST OF MY (SLIPPIN JIMMY THEMED) FAMILY.

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