My Bugatti was stolen by Lil Pump

After chasing my stolen Bugatti for what felt like hours, it finally ran out of fuel, and stopped in the woods. I got out of my 1967 Toyota Land Cruiser, and chased him into the woods. The thief took off his generic thief mask, revealing that he was really Lil Pump. He began rapping, but I summoned the ghosts of Tupac and Biggie (you learn necromancy at Morgue school), and they out rapped him, send him to the Never Realms. They both dissipated, going back to The Afterlife, and I got into my Bugatti, and drove home.

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Credited to stormaster 

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