My Dog

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Ok well, I always thought my dog was weird. First off he always wanted to sleep in my bed, second off he always wanted ME to make him dinner. First off, if you have hands, you can make your own food. I always told him "dogs like you on the streets make your meals" if a dog is on the streets, how do you think it's alive? It makes its own dinner. So anyhow, everything was fine until I noticed my dog wasn't a dog. I always wondered why his skin was so saggy. You know why? It's because he was a human. wtf I slowly thought. So this old man was in this dog costume, and lived with me for two years, and made me make his dinner. Well ok, sleep in my bed, but if you're a human, DO NOT ask me to make dinner. So anyways, I can't look him in the eye anymore. What dishonesty. I mean really, what a pig.



Credited to kbanbury 

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