My EVIL Rare DS
Don't waste ur time any longer u might b thinking this is funny but it is NOT!!@$ dis is NO LAUGHING MATTER OF THE FULL MATTER DO U HEAR ME?
"NO!" i screamed as i loked at my now burned 2 a crisp DS "I can't beleave it!" i had had dis DS 4 years and all because of dis stupid old wall outlet it shorted out? Dis DS was very special indeed 2 my heart it was from when i was a child. I had went 2 a restront in r local area caled "Sunbeams" (dat was th name of the restrot lol) next day d restront vanished after we ate ther and left this DS behind. "SHUT UP!" screamed my mother. "I told u 2 stop doin acid dat is wat got us n dis position n d first place!" i said "I am not goin 2 c any doctors I know how 2 take care of myself!" "U have defied for th last time! I am marryign a doktor and he said He with me if u leave so ur disowned leave my house!!!!" so i left
I was walkin around town and i seen dis man he was weird he said "Oh, i see u have the collectors edition sunbeam DS" i said "yes it is my only possesion but is no longer valueable cuse it all burned!" teh man said "U r not valuable! However, I will tell u this... The sunbeam DS always does that but there is a place I know that repairs ds on this dark and getto street. U should go and repair in fact because i am a saint i will give u dis free cupon you can do it for free lolol" This guy is probably not Evil Patrixx also Dark Getto Street is my favrit grochery store so i excited and go.
i arrvie and teh man said "Yo yo wat's crackalack. Yo no you DS done been hoodwinked brotha dog man son homeskillet." I don't speak getto but i was able to get teh DS repair (I guess i need 2 do mor drugs in order 2 speak the getto talk yo) anyway it get fix and i was go home and mama said "I TOLD U LEAVE!" i said "NO" and i went 2 my old room and locked myself in and skreem "U CAN MAKE ME LEAVE" (don't worry Ive been trhough this with her before she likes 2 sniff gasoline that's why she hallusinates all of these men that are going to mary her.
ANyway i was desided 2 play my old Pokemon HEart Gold edition and so i put it in an d ds said "Welcome back 2 Sunbeam DS t transfer was complete we are NOT patrixx! Enjoy ur gameplay k? LUV U!!!" i was like "Das so holesome 4 d getto ppl to program n d game i was play and i was just grinidn with my lv. 98 Raticate (I dunno how 2 cash other pokes i ran out of the only 5 pokeballs u get I dont know where u go 2 get more i assume these r the only 1s u get) anyway i was do that and a evl pokaman appeared called "Devl Lol" it was a spiritomb level 666 and it said "DEVL LOL HAS ARRIVED the skreen the became hyperrealistic with all of its super vivid colors i took a vomit break and said "OH wait this is a trip from before when i did d LSD LOL" BUT i noticed that my friend that only shows up when I'm hi Rob Boss the Epic painter man was DEAD!!! WITH BLOOD!!! (with guts) he had been stabbed with his paint brushes NOOOOO! and he choked out "This... is... the end 4 u..."
I was PETRIFIEDD and i was seen that DEVL LOL was eating my Raticate. HE had dipped it in Rat CHeese Sauce from McDOnald's (NOT PRODUCT PLACEMENT) Devl Lol said "Oh, hello I hunger more!!!" I said "UR EVIL!!"" he said "OH NO MY FEELINGS!!! Lol ur so stupid" he then had black eyes with ultrarealistic bloody red pupis and i said "THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!" he said "ur mom LMAO" i rememberd my mommy could fix anything but i went 2 find her but she met the same fate as Rob Boss he had sharp paint brushed stabbed in her and ther was BLOOD!!! (and guts) I was desided 2 call an excorcist.
The excorcist appeared and he was really fat and i was like "ERMAGAD GO DIET" he siad "That was a test I am Patrixx" i said "NO U SAID ON THE PHONE U WEREN'T PATRIXX! HOW COULD A PERIST LIE!?" he said "Lol ur real dumb I like u ppl ur easy prey" i ran and he said "OH yeah that's gonna work" Patrixx TELEPORTED and i screemed "NO WAY" and he said "Yeah lol look behind you" and there was more Patrixxes and i seen behind them was C'Shan. C'Shan said "U HAVE FAILED GOOD SON!" i said "wat do u mean i failed? ur not my mom!" he said "U DID NOT RECIEVE THE MESSAGE I SENT U IN YOUR HORISCOPE THIS MORNING?" i said "C'SHan horiscopes are bullshit I'm not that high." he said "THOUST FOOL! IT HOW I COMMUNE WITH HUMANS!!! I ALSO BUT PICTURES OF JESUS ON THEIR TOAST JUST TO MESS WITH THEM!" i was like "ok boomer" d Patrixxs then killed me and they donated my skin to make toys for orphans.
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Written by Church of C'Shan
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