My Friends Tigger and Pooh Lost Episode: Darby’s Tears

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Part 6: New Characters have Arrived!

After Shrek finished, my TV turned on. The Paprika theme song began to play. "Oh shit...", I muttered. "Oh yes..." Darby said. "The cavalry is here. At last." The theme song ended, and the twins jumped out of my TV. "We heard your call Darby. Let's kill this guy and his little gang of friends." Stan said. Olivia was quiet. "Not if we have anything to say about it.", an innocent voice said. "I'm Pirata!" "And I'm Capitano!" "And we're here to stop you!", they said. "If that's how you wanna play it... Pocoyo, get over here now!" Darby ordered. ............ Nothing. Barney appeared! "I'm sorry boss, but Pocoyo died." "........"

Suddenly, everyone was teleported to an arena.

Shrek, me, Pirata, Capitano, Bonzi Buddy, Jeremie, and Christopher on one side. Darby, Rabbit, Lumpy, Barney, Stan, Olivia, Evil Bonzi, and Lord Fuckwad on the other.

It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!

Part 5: Random Bullshit

I pull out my cock, as Darby sat on my bed, confused. Jeremy held her down. Christopher pulled down her pants. "It's time." I whisper. Suddenly, Shrek crashed into my room! "It's ogre for you, lassie!" He pulls out his ogre dick, and penetrates the redhead with such force, that she was filled with his ogre love. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Part 4

I put my cock through the hole. The wretched girl smiles, and begins to suck. Christopher and Jeremy are jerking off in the background. "Come on boys, let's wreck this bitch!" All three of us go up to Darby, penises erect. After the gangbang, us guys went to my shower. When we came out, the clone was waiting for us.

To be continued, IDK

Part 3: Basically Porn

"It's time." I say, with a devilish grin on my face.

The Darby clone smiles eagerly for my cock.

*Because of the explicit nature of this next section, it has been removed.*

After busting a nut into Darby, she walks to my closet, gloryhole style.

TO BE CONTINUED

Part 2

Once Darby caught up with me, I was scared. She began to cry. And cry. And cry. Tears of blood. Suddenly, Bonzi Buddy appeared in front of me.

"DONG EXPANSION!" he yelled.

Suddenly, his monkey cock began to enlarge, piercing Darby's chest. The perverted ape began to fuck the corpse.

"What the hell is this?" Belpois asked.

"I don't know man." Christopher replied.

After Bonzi shot his load, he teleported away.

Then, we were teleported back to my room, and suddenly, a clone of Darby appeared!

"I only wish to serve you, master." she said.

OH SHIT! TO BE CONTINUED.

Part 1

Hey guys, it's me again. With the help of Jeremy Belpois, I successfully brought Christopher Robin into our version of Earth. Jeremy pulled out a DVD.

"All it says is "Darby's Tears" on it." Jeremy said.

"This can't be good." I replied.

"Let's destroy it!" Christopher said.

The DVD inserted itself into my PS4.

The MFTaP intro started, but the sky was black, and Darby looked like Sonic.EXE.

The announcer who said the title was none other than John Cena.

The episode started with a shot of the 100 Acre Wood, at night.

Darby: "It's a nice night outside, right Chad?"

Me: "How the hell does she—-"

Suddenly, I was pulled into the Wood, along with Christopher and Jeremy.

Christopher: "D-darby?"

Darby.EXE: I. AM. GOD.

Me: Ah shit, not Sonic.EXE!

Cue me being chased by that demon of a girl.


TO BE CONTINUED.

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