My Grandma went missing 15,000 years and I found out why

Years ago, My Grandma mysteriously went missing. Nobody knew why she disappeared, but the most common theory is that she make quite a tumble down 27,000,000 flights of stairs. When I was on Discord, a user by the name of mygrandma_24 sent me a link to a Google Doc. It contained information on every aspect of My Grandma's dissapearance. This is a recount of that doc, because I'm not gonna copy paste it and do plagarism.

On the night of April 20, 4, at about 6:09 am, My Grandma got a letter delivered to her by a carrier pigeon that crashed through her window, which read:

"Dear My,

I would enjoy if you could join me in a rave. It would be very awesome.

Sincerely, Vegita"

My Grandma then went down the stairs and headed to her Toyota Prius. She drove to the nearest building, because the nearest building was a rave building. She entered, and found Vegita immediately. My Grandma and Vegita had an epic time at the rave, with the main event being Skrillex. Unfortunately, when Skrillex arrived in a hoodless car, he was assassinated by a sniper that was laying on top of a warehouse. Everyone who attended the rave was immediately brought to Skrillex's funeral. Everyone cried a crap ton.

Suddenly, Psy arrived at the funeral. It was originally thought that he was there to pay respects, but it was soon learned that was not the case. Psy started using his stand, Gangam Style, in order to turn the funeral into a mass Gangam Style.

Thankfully, My Grandma and Vegita were masters at the Gangam Style, so they quickly began counteracting Psy's attempt to turn Skrillex's funeral into a concert. Soon, everyone at the funeral began Gangam Styling, and Psy was close to defeat. Then, something happened.

Psy began emitting a brown aura, and turned into Psy Phase 2. Nearly everyone was defeated, except for 5 people and My Grandma. All hope was lost, but a miracle happened. My Grandma had an idea. She could use her life energy to create the most powerful Gangam Style ever.

With all of her soul and heart, My Grandma activated "Gangam My Style." A blinding flash of light happened, and it was all over. Psy was defeated, but My Grandma was nearing death. Her last word were "Kumalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta."

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