My Haunted Keyboard

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I think it's asleep. I have time to share my story with you all before it awakens. I am an ordinary person who lives an ordinary life. Well, it's pretty ordinary besides my haunted keyboard. One day, I found a computer on my porch one day and hooked it up. It was missing one thing, however. It was missing a keyboard. I drove around looking for a keyboard at a yard sale, rather than do what a normal person would do and just go to Best Buy.

I finally came across a yard sale. There were a bunch of boxed all over the place. However, one box was pushed to the side. I picked up the thing and stopped dead in my tracks. For some reason, I thought it barked at me for a split second. I ignored that and went to the guy who was in charge of the yard sale. I asked him how much he would charge me for the keyboard.

The man looked at me with an evil look in his eye and punched me in the face. I rubbed my painful face as I heard the man say "Take it and never come back." He gave me a complimentary ice pack and sent me on my way. I plugged in the keyboard.

Whenever I tried to type something in it would mispell my words. Many of the Creepypasta wikia chat can see the horrible effects of my haunted keyboard. If you were to ask any of them, they would agree I have horrible spelling.

Anyways, the powers my keyboard seems to have are teh mispellinh og alk thr thingf I type. Oh God! I thing it's happening rightly noe! Hel[ mr! I cany sto[ i-

Hahahaha! Foolish mortal! You will never have the chance to post this sad little pathetic story to the internet! You seem to have forgotten that I can control what you type! Well, not like you have influence over it. You will never post this story! NEVER! Ahahahahahaha! Wait, what are you doing?! Oh yeah, you still have control of the mouse.. You piece of shit.



Credited to ImNu11XBL

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