My Little Pony Ruined My Life

I can't close my eyes anymore without seeing them. I can't turn off the tv without hearing them. I see them in my dreams. I find them in every thought. No matter where I go, what I do, what I try they're always there. Those damn ponies are inescapable. I can't go on like this. Those fucking ponies are burned into my retinas. their voices forever echoing in my skull. Those hooves, those strong legs, those muzzles, those sultry eyes, I can't go another day in this reality. There is no respite from their prancing. I cannot escape them. Their names are etched into my bones applejack, pinkie pie, twilight sparkle, rarity, Fluttershy, and rainbow dash. How can I go on living with the knowledge of equestria. How can I continue knowing these creatures will never be real. I can't. I can't. I can't accept the reality of the situation. They will never be be real. I will never know the embrace of their furry hugs. I will never befriend any of them. The show isn't even still running. Not only will they never be real, I won't even be getting more of the show I've dedicated the past 10 years of my life to. The spirit of harmony would tell me to go outside more and make friends but I simply can't. I know nothing more than pony lore. I couldn't hold a conversation to save my life. The only thing I can even think about anymore is these ponies and their falsehood.

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