My McDonalds Experience
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1 fun day i was having some good eats at McDonalds with my 2 friends Cul Johnning and Just Doing (they're imaginary I bring them so that i have an excuse to eat their food). I weight 1843 pounds and after i had finished my little snack of 53 Big Macs i realized i was still hungry but i was tired of Big Maks so I loked at the menu and i saw they haded a new egg sandvich so i told the lady I wanted it and she said "U look like you've had weigh to many of those" and laft at me and i cried but then she gave the the egg sandvich and i 8 it in 1 bite.
But then Patrixx appeared and said "SURRENDER NOW DIIIIIIE!!!" the then punched me in the stomak and i threw up the egg sandvich on the flr and then Patrixx ate it and then he have gun and shoot me in the face and I died.
Moments after I died i ran 2 my car at 0.000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour but the police arrested me and put my dead body in jail and said i could have one last meal. I said i wanted a big mak and large fries but then I got so fat that i covered the entire world then i died again
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Written by Church of C'Shan
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