My PS2 is acting weird
After 14.5 hours of school, I walked home cheerfully and as I opened the door, my parents looked pretty happy, but why were they happy? It confused me, I asked them "Why are you smiling?" and they simply responded with "Playstation 2" and there it was in front of me. A Sony Playstation 2 video games console. I had always wanted a Sony Playstation 2 video games console since the age of 2 and I was very pleased. I got various video games and one of the video games I had received had the title of "Bob the Man" I carefully inserted the Playstation 2 disc into my Playstation 2 video games console but instead of being able to enjoy "Bob the Man" I was met with a red screen which said "disc could no be read idiot" I was confused and perplexed, why was the grammar so awful and why was the screen so red? I decided to eject the disc and blow on it, after blowing on it and licking it, I inserted the Playstation 2 disc back into the Playstation 2 video games console. The game finally loaded, the words "Bob the Man" popped up on the screen and a stick figure also appeared, "This must be Bob" I thought to myself.
I clicked "Start Game" but it didn't start, "Oh my goodness gracious, it appears the Playstation 2 games console controller isn't functioning properly" I thought to myself so I left my room to inform my mother about my broken controller but when I told her, she just turned her head and said one word, "Bob". I was very perplexed by her saying this, perplexed, indeed. "Mother, has this Bob stick figure possessed you?" I asked, she just kept smiling. I quickly rushed out the room and I went back to retrieve the disc but the Playstation 2 video game disc had vanished.
The Playstation 2 video games console was showing the same screen I saw a mere few minutes ago. I put my hand on my desk and I asked the haunted Playstation 2 video games console, "Why, why is your grammar so not epic!" The Playstation 2 video games console responded with "I am haunted sony console". I immediately retrieved my sledgehammer rifle and I attempted to destroy the Playstation 2 video games console but it just wouldn't break. I then got my iPhone 4 and I called atleast 5 exorcists so I would get all the help I needed during the dire situation but all the exorcists were blown up as I had installed landmines at my front door just a few weeks ago.
I thought to myself, "What should I do now?" and that's when Squidward entered my room, he stared at me before vanishing again. I couldn't believe it, Squidward was possessed by Bob, the evil stick figure haunting my Playstation 2 games console. I tore open my Playstation 2 games console and I tried to find Bob but I just couldn't. I did, however, find a note. The note said "I am Bob and I am now note", he wasn't Bob the stickfigure anymore, he was Bob the note. I ripped apart Bob the note but no matter what I done, he came back.
I thought it was over. But then, suddenly, one of the exorcists who had avoided my numerous landmines planted across my house entered and proceeded to pour holy water all over the haunted note. I thought it was over, again, but then the exorcist exploded. I grabbed the note and screamed at him "Why are you doing this?" the note said "Because it's funny". I do admit, this situation is pretty funny. I glued the note to my wall and I started to pour gasoline all over the house. I, then, started a match and the whole house was engulfed in flames, This moment was pretty funny.
After this, I moved to Kyoto, it's a pretty cool place. I now work as a lawyer at a Japanese law firm which is also a pretty cool place. I was arrested later for beating up a child because he was holding a PSVITA, I was hanged for this crime.
Written by Scarymaker5
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