My Wife's Weird Phase

My wife is acting like a 90s side-scroll videogame boss and I'm not sure what to do.

"How dare you enter my lair!" My wife yelled at me randomly at the dinner table while flashing red and white.

She then flipped over the table and started strifing erratically around the dining room.

I quickly threw a potted plant at her face to which she responded "haha haha" while flashing different shades of red this time.

Her strife quickened and then she got stuck between the couch and the wall. I continued blasting her with flower pots until she vanished into thin air. Then a bunch of coins fell out of the ceiling.

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Credited to KP59 

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