My Wife the Werewolf

Guys, I think my wife is a werewolf. When she sleeps she makes this low growly sound. When she gets out of the shower in the summer, the bottom tub is full of hair. Her fingernails are incredibly sharp after she gets back from some werewolf think galled a manicure. From what I can gather a manicure is some sort of werewolf meeting. I know what I have to do...put a stake through the bitches heart. (Bitch like female dog, not like the slur against women.)

Update

Guys, she's not a werewolf. I tried to stake her and she slapped me and told me to knock it off. She explained what a manicure was and now we are going to marriage counseling. Over all I am doing a lot better in general after being able to talk out our problems. But now there's a new problem. I think our marriage counselor is a goddamn vampire!

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Credited to grghbbs 

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