My girlfriend shouldn't have liked, commented, and subscribed to my OnlyFans

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I saw this girl with some giant bazookas. Like just, huge honkers. Just, giant watermelon sacks of flesh on her porcelain skin I just wanted to chew off like a rabid dog. And her hips and ass too, just so dummy thicc I wanted to eat her alive. I can't believe it. I was simping for this girl who was probably plastic as shit, but gorgeous. Her lips were botoxed so much it looked like she had two cocktail weenies on her lips. And I wanted to put my cocktail weenie between her lips, if you get what I mean.

I don't know why she talked to my simping ass, but she did. And boy gee did we have a lot of great s*x that she was totally not faking! And because of this, I cut out everyone in my entire life and quit my very successful job at walmart to worship her.

How could this possibly go wrong?

Well it all went downhill when I started getting hickeys everywhere, and she had no idea where those came from. "Are you taking my blood to pour on some satanic pentagram?" I asked.

"Ew, no," she said, quickly kicking the ouija board under the bed. She spoke Latin at me, which she does when she's mad.

"Well, this sure is weird," I said innocently.

But that night, I noticed I got a new subscriber to my OnlyFans, where I was having even hotter sex with my boyfriend, who was giving me all the hickeys. As we were on top of a pile of charred corpses, he looked at the camera and transformed. Ragged black wings burst out of his back with a sickening--and very attractive--crack. His jaw elongated and dislocated, several fangs appearing out of his gums. That's a special tool for later! His flesh got all scaly and bumpy and his eyes glowed bright yellow.

Yup, I snagged myself a super hot demon boyfriend! Take that, Jenna!

I got home that night and she looked at me with wide eyes. "Whoa, sick hickeys, dude!" she exclaimed and high-fived me.

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Credited to mysticaltater 

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