My neighbour's mail, to which i was a tool

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the first time i got my neighbour's mail, i caught the mistake before opening the letter and was able to just dropped it over in his mail box, presumably without him ever even knowing. the second time it happened it was a parcel, to which i grabbed a knife and was about to open it when i realized it wasn't addressed to me. things happen like this to which i respond like that. it's just grammar and logic, but it might bother some people because it's awkwardly phrased.

so, my neighbour's things keep getting dropped in my box and i always manage at the last moment not to open them. until today. today i got a padded envelope with something solid inside. in my excitement, i just opened it without thinking, to which i was rewarded with a vial of black goo. 'i don't remember ordering a vial of black goo' i thought. checking the address, i realized it was my neighbour's package.

i was climbing the steps to my neighbour's porch, to which he popped out from the side of the house. to my surprise, a look of terror flashed across his face. 'it was you!' he said 'it was you who keeps leaving me those letters in my mail box!' to which i responded 'no, no you misunderstand. i just keep getting your mail and returning it to you.' to which he said 'get off my porch! i'll call the cops if i ever see you here again!'

i found out later somehow that my neighbour had an actual stalker who was deliberately using me to deliver messages to him to throw him off the track. the vial of black goo to which i was delivered? black nail polish or something, doesn't really matter.



Credited to okaymyemye 

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