My super awesome creepypasta OC goes on a date with Jeff the Killer

My name is Gertrude, and I'm a super cool 18-year old girl who is in love with Jeff the Killer and all that shit.

My parents don't approve of my love, they are the worst. They're always telling me horrible stuff like "eat more vegetables", "get a good job" and "putting rats in the microwave is wrong" the bitches, if only they knew about my quest to become the loving wife of Jeff the Killer.

I had been stalking my one true love for eight months now. It turned me on when he said "go to sleep" and I found it amazingly erotic that he had been wearing the exact same goddamn sweater without washing it for the last few years.

In other words, he was pure sex.

Tonight was the night that I was gonna make my move and finally get together with my husbando.

I put on my best green sweatshirt, a pair of Spongebob shorts, a pair of crocs, and a Bob the Builder Hat, before going out to meet Jeffy Poo.

....

I waded through the bushes, before settling on a secure spot. I then got out my binoculars and began searching for him.

After a while, I had a eureka moment as I saw him.

A blue hedgehog with bleeding eyes was killing a kid by shoving a Sega Genesis down his throat.

"Are you enjoying our playtime little boy?"

The kid shook his head to signify he was in fact, not enjoying this.

"Heh, well don't worry, you'll soon join the rest of my toys in eternal damnation, or my name isn't Sonic.EXE!"

Sonic.EXE? If you take Sonic.EXE, rearrange the letters, remove a few letters, and add a couple more, you get Jeff the Killer!

I jumped out of the bushes and immediately hugged Jeff the Killer.

"WHO IN THE-"

Tears of joy were streaming down my face as I said "oh Jeff, I'm so glad I found you! Now we can be Tomoni (that means together in Japanese) forever kawaii desu desu desu!"

Jeff just said "I'm not Jeff. The fuck are you on about?"

I just responded with "you don't need to pretend Jeff, I can see through your disguise. I'd know you anywhere."

"No, I'm Sonic. EXE. You know, the hyperrealistic blood spreader of the Sega Genesis?"

"Oh I see, you're playing hard to get. I'm up for it."

I then grabbed my chainsaw that I was keeping in my snatch and slashed Jeff across the chest.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" asked Jeff calmly.

I got on-top of him and said "I'm going to get your disguise off so I can look at your true face!"

"WAIT WAIT WAI-" but I pressed my finger against Jeff's lips and whispered "don't worry my love, we'll be together soon" before I began chainsawing all his limbs off.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Jeff in joy.

....

10 minutes had passed and I was now surrounded by blood and guts. I couldn't find Jeff inside of this blue hedgehog costume, so I assume he must've gotten out when I wasn't looking. Oh well!

I then went back home to eat some pocky sticks, before having wet dreams about my husbando Jeff.

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