Mystery Creepypasta Reading 3000: 1950s Gumby Lost Episode

You know the 1950's Gumby episodes, right? (Yeah, I remember being scared of them for some reason.) One day, My friend told me about what happened when he and his brother were watching it. He said that people were complaining to Teletoon Retro that children are getting sick and having nightmares. (M’kay, what caused you to get this fever? ‘Gumby scary episode!’ Yeah, that happened to me too when I was watching Dragon Tales.) He said that it only airs at 12:00 AM pt.

After hearing what my friend said, I stayed up until Midnight and decided to watch it. Then Gumby came on. At first it was a normal episode of Gumby preparing in the morning. He was getting a glass of milk and crackers. Then later, when he went to the place where Pokey sleeps here, He saw him. Pokey said"Hi, gumby! Where are we going today?" (Gumby then said, “We goin to mah crack deala, fool.”)

This is where it started. Gumby closed his eyes for a minute. Then opens them which is revealing black eyes with red pupils. Gumby said in a loud demonic voice, "DO IT YOURSELF YOU (BLEEP)!!!" The heck? Why would there be swearing in a classic show? (Yeah, people didn’t invent swearing yet, that wasn’t until 1996, because Snoop Dogg invented everything.)  Then all the sudden, Gumby pushed Pokey's head inside the rocket which is electrocuting Pokey and then stabbed him with the knife and pulled his heart out. (Ahh, yes. The rocket. Not a rocket, the rocket. That one.) It wasn't a cartoon heart, it was a real one. Gumba came and she said, "Pokey, I need to- OH MY GOD GUMBY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM!". (Gumba, I’ve never really felt like I liked women, I always thought guys were hot.) Suddenly, Gumby killed Gumba, her mom and ate her guts! Eww! That is way too mature for a classic kids show! (Ya know what isn’t too mature? Racist depictions of cultures.) And the old film effect got even worse than ever. I couldn't see anything because the black stuff and white stuff are that big.

He then killed everyone in the city. (That fast? Like, did he kill everyone in a city within the time it took to get to the next paragraph?)  Then it went black for 60 seconds. Then, it cut to the scene where Gumby was staring at the screen. He has blood coming down his black eyes, sharp teeth, and blood everywhere on him. And there was screaming from The Blob 1950's movie, Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956 movie, Orca 1970's movie, Jaws 1975 movie, Child's Play, Scream, and The Shining 1980's movie. (So, this is from the 50s, but it uses sound effects from beyond then? Are the people who made Gumby time travelers?) He then pointed a pistol at the screen and shot it. (HEADSHOT) I got sick and had nightmares. If you ever had an encounter with this lost episode, Don't watch it! Or you will get sick and have nightmares! (And you’re next! And then a skeleton popped out! And don’t look behind you! And piracy is no The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2!)

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