Naruto Lost Episode
No no no no no no Im bleeding out all over the ground I'm starting to have double vision do you not understand what I'm saying? Ok let me tell you how I got to this point in my life.
Ok im abig Naruto fan like really big (I'm obese is wat i'm trying to say lol) but i wach all the holiday secials i love the Charly Brown Star of Bethlehem remix. anyway i was at school ignoring all the work so much the man was appeared. teh man said "if u dont do the work i will make u punish with vhs tape" i said "eew no old stuff bad" he said "well PHONE BAD!!!" so i did the work very poorly on purpose but whateves i thot. the man was so angry that he got a real big anurism and out of his head came a cd that said 'NARUTO LOST EPESODE" i was like "WAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! I GOTTA TELL MY FRENDS!!!"
i went strait home and told my mama and she said "That's great honey" as she ignored me and watched her shampoo operas but i did not care i put the CD in my phone and it said "you must perform a system update 2 run this disk" i said "k" and do it and it then came up on the screen strarting Naruto lost Epesode and wow this is gonna be fun so i grabbed my waifu sakura hamuno from naruto remember? anyway it start and the narrorator said "4 score and 7 years ago the brainwashing started and now it shall continue" Naruto was standin ther wifth his clones and 1 clone sugested that the offer themselves as a sacrifice to C'Shan and they all said in unison "yeees we shall! it shall herald the invashion of the C'Shanian Tribe" but the Naruto's friend appeard and said "NOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU 2 DO!!!" the real Naruto said "No my cones won't obey me!" it then cut 2 some strain tribe Pain was ther and he was sliting his wrists and he said "I grow tired of waiting the master said my sacrifices will be here soon..."
it then cut to Sakura who was like "NOOOO! im rely scared i dont want naruto 2 become a killed guy!" but i was like "WOW SHE THIC" i then had an orgasmic seisure but then PATRIXX appeared on the screen and i then had a nausious seisure and threw up everywere and mama was mad she said "Y U DO DIS? CLEAN IT UP!" and hit my tail with a paddle and i clean but as i was cleaning i noticed there was now blood on the floor so i try 2 clean that but it just kept pouring out of my... Phone!? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? NO U Y DO DIS! i seen on the screen that PATRIXX was still there and i scremed "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" he said "I want u 2 pay attention and not get distracted by the patronizing ways!" i said "k" patrixx said "say it with more enthusiasm" i said "Ok Lord PATRIXX Almighty King of the World."\
The show then continued it then shoewd the ninja head mountain and there was tentacles comeout from their eyes and Pain said "I see the master grows inpatient as well!" as he peeled his fingernails backwards. it then showed the clones of naruto fiting each other. one of them said "we r delaying the ritual and this world will be destroyed if we do not stop!" Sakura said "pls stop fighting him" and he said "they aren't going to listen to you bich" and she screemed "OH NOOOOOOOOO!!!" as she rolled around in the fetal position but the clones got an idea they kidnaped her by asking her 2 get in a trash bag with scotch tape. she said "I'll never escape now! NOOOOOO!" and real naruto said "lady it's just scotch tape just remove it" she said "No i need a big strong hero to do it for me!" the clones then starting ROFLing they took her her out of the bag and told her to lay on the alter she did and screamed at Naruto "WHY ARENT U PROTECTING ME!?"
at this point i was mad because she is not like this ok? she is a very strong independent woman that can vote ok? but PATRIXX appeared and said "LMAO ur dum" and left i then started 2 cry i then seen sakura on the alter and Pain was peeling her skin offf and she screamed "Y U DO DIS 2 ME!? NARUTO U DID NOT PROTECT ME!!!!" real naruto doesn't care anymore and they all sacrificed themselves 2 C'Shan. it showed all of their eyes in a boiling cauldron and the Eye of C'Shan was loomign over the mountains and the credits rolled and the all the names where PATRIXX. i was in histerics and was cry but after a few weeks i told myself it wasn't real but now i had a new problem. the police found me and arrested me because the man from before still had his eyes in his head and they said the knew i killed him so the put me in a prison cell with a guy who definetly is PATRIXX because he said i had 2 pay my penatence. i screamed but he disembowled me and that's why im bleeding out. i can't die for some reason but they make me do all the prison work whilst im bleeding it is horrible
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Written by Church of C'Shan
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