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I have been working at Nintendo for 58 years... But not anymore... My name is Ching Chang Crallabang and I have made Mario, Zelda AND Pokemon at once. But not anymore...

Once I was to a meeting at Nintendo. We were talking about new games to make. I thought we should make Super Jizz Fuck Rappers, but Miyamoto thought we should make New New Super Mario Bros 64 3D DS Wii. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and slapped Miyamoto in face with my hands. Then Iwata fired Miyamoto. When Miyamoto walked out of the door he said "I will get New Super Revenge"...

Then I walked home and started watching porn. But then the porn star turned into Mario! He said! Wooohoo!!! I was super scared until I remembered I had searched for Super Mario Porn. Then Mario said! Ahhhhh! Uhhhhh! Ihhhh! And then I stopped watching porn and took my hyper-realistic 3DS out of my ass and started playing Super Fap Jizz. Then I realized that it was not Super Fap Jizz! It was Super Mario Bros 3D New DS 64!

I decided not to change games and instead I played the final boss level called "Mega Ultra Tiny Bowser With Lazers New Edition". I came to the boss, but instead of fapping and shooting semen everywhere, he shot fireballs at me! I was sure the game was haunted! I called my 22 years old mother and she came over to my house. I then turned her into a sandwich to give it to the ghost haunting my 3DS, so it maybe would be my pet. It ate the sandwich and said: "LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER". Then I said "No idiot. It is NO I AM YOUR FATHER. Not LUKE". Then i jizzed all over him and he died.

Then I started the level over again, but this time it did not work. Therefore I decided to visit Miyamoto to get my 3DS fixed. He said I should come back in 58888888888878 years. I fapped all the time until my 3DS was done. Then I got my 3DS. When I started it it said "3DZ HELL 666", but I thought it was a stupid glitch and ignored it. On my main menu there was pictures of porn, blood, gore and my fat cock, but that was probably also a glitch. Then I booted up Super Mario Bros 3D New DS 64 and a fat man with a backpack killed me.

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