Numberblocks: What If? (Cut Episode)
Intro
Let's time travel back to June. June 24th 2021, to be precise. That day was when 'What If?' aired, 4 days after my birthday and no talk of back to school, unlike now sadly. Anyways, as you may or may not now, the episode is basically the numberblocks asking what if to questions, and the What If-er making them a reality to the numberblocks. The episode looks good as it's own, but what if (no pun intended) I told you...there is a cut scene to 'What If?'. It contained this weird evil looking numberblock killing all the numberblocks with questions like 'What if Five was crushed by an anvil?'. How did I know? Well, one day, I was just scrolling the Learningblocks fandom, until somehow, something appeared in my files. It caused my file explorer to open automatically, which the recent file was 'WHATIFCUTJUNE212021PROTOTYPEEPISODE'. "June 21 2021 cut episode?" I wondered, thinking that nothing like that existed. I clicked it in confusion, and...let's just say, I wasn't ready.
The Video
It played like normal, but after the 'What If Ten was really small?' thing, it went south. It panned to a weird rectangle square looking thing, the numberling was '666', as it didn't have 666 blocks. "Hello. I am ???. ???, the 666th numberblock." ??? said, as it's name was only static. "What?" Ten asked, as Ten jumped off of One and grew to normal size. "Everybody, I have something to say." ??? said, as all the numberblocks, including the What If-er, stopped what they were doing and listened. "The government wants me to eliminate everybody. Even the What If-er. No, every single thing here, including non-blocks, has to go. I'm sorry." ??? said, as it injected the What If-er with a potion that looked like it came from BFDIA. The fluid inside was blood red, as the numberlings of 29, 31, 33 and 35 were shown, as they were more noticeable as the potion ran out. The What If-er turned blood red, as it started to do whatever ??? wanted and ignored what the numberblocks told it to do.
"What if One and Two were stabbed 50 times?" ??? said, as it happened. Blood splattered everywhere, as the numberblocks (except ???, One and Two) ran off and hid. "Now, what if Three and Four were mauled by a dog with rabies?" ??? asked, as it happened. It cut to Three and Four being mauled, as blood splattered everywhere. It lasted for 34 seconds until it cut back to ??? on a chair, with the evil What If-er bringing the numberblocks to their demise, with ??? watching. "What if Five was crushed by an anvil?" ??? asked, as Five was crushed with, you guessed it, an anvil. Blood splattered on a bit of ???, as it smiled in delight. "What if Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen and Twenty were all crucified. One by one, they all got crucified, as their friends, ??? and the now evil What If-er watched. They all, but the evil What If-er and ??? were upset and scared. When it showed Twelve being crucified, Eighteen started crying.
"It's okay, Eighteen." Nineteen said. "QUIET!!" ??? yelled, as Thirteen was being crucified. After a few minutes, everybody was crucified. When they all got crucified he chuckled for 3 seconds. "What if Twenty-One had her eyes plucked out?" ??? said, as it happened. The animation turned into a Scratch like style, as it then cut to static for 44 seconds. In the 21 second mark of the static, if you looked closely, you could see Thirteen, in the same scratch style, plucking out some knifes from his back in a dark red room. He had a displeased face, as you could hear mumbling in his voice at the 29 second mark. After the static, it showed Twenty-One with her eyes, mouth and limbs missing in the normal 3D style. Blood was on the ground, as Twenty-Two's limb could be seen on the right, as he was being hung from a tree via a hanging noose.
??? started laughing like a serial killer, as it lasted for 9 seconds. "What if Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven and Twenty-Eight all were mauled by BEARS?!" ??? said, as it happened.
It lasted for a minute, with blood, pieces of a step mask (28), pieces of glasses (26), blue skins (25), badge parts (27) and so on. After that, it showed the remains, which contained so much blood and gore, I paused the video after the cut ended just so I could throw up. ??? started laughing loudly for 23 seconds. "What if Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty and Ninety all got burnt to a crisp?" ??? said again, as it happened. I could see some blood in the ashes, but it looked very dark, as some badges (29), tentacles (80) and some hair (70 and 90) were shown outside of it, still burnt to a crisp. "What if Thirty-One and Thirty-Two got eaten by Blockzilla?" ??? said, as Blockzilla appeared and ate the two. Blood splattered, as she started laughing, then she got shot by ???. "Hey, who says I can't be a poacher?" ??? said. Then, only One Hundred and Zero remained. Everyone else? Dead. "What if One Hundred got swallowed into quicksand and it ended by her dipping into lava?" ??? said, as it happened. The lava scene was very gruesome.
So gruesome, to the point where I had to throw up again. Then, I played it again. ??? faced Zero. "Don't think I forgot about you!" ??? exclaimed. "Now, what if Zero fell into a pit of SPIKES?!" ??? yelled, as Zero panicked and forgot how to fly and just fell. Blood splattered everywhere, as she started crying for 19 seconds until she died. Tears could be seen on some spikes, as it cut back to ???. "My work here is done." ??? said, removing the syringe and making the What If-er return to normal. "Hey! You made me-" The What If-er tried to say, before it got shot by ???. ??? just put on glasses and left, as it faded to black after 2 minutes of fading through the bodies. Then, the credits started. The names were all replaced by either '???' or '666'. The copyright notice was 1995, which was SUPER wrong because it didn't exist back then.
It then faded on a shot of 1-100, the ones who died, in their coffins. Then, it just abruptly ended when their coffins closed shut.
After The Episode
"I-" I was shocked. This entire thing was a BLOODSHED. Not intended for children or...anyone! How did they not stop this from being made?! Mysteries for sure, but no one knows. Also, wasn't it made in like...June 21 and not 1995, as stated in the file name? Anyways, I then deleted the video like my life depended on it and forgot about it. Though, I can't stop thinking about that blocky thing whenever the scene where One goes "What if Ten was really small?" happens.
Credited to Ididnotcomeupwiththislol
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