Oaf Hiccup

a large oaf lived in the forest, baking his bread and tending his goats. he was about 10 feet tall, and used his teeth to break branches for the fire. powerful oaf.

one day you were walking in the forest and the oaf saw you, and chased you. he was yelling, and roaring, and you knew if he caught you, he would eat your bones.

you hid inside a rotting old log, and you could hear the angered oaf rampaging about. suddenly he was quiet, and it was quiet for a long time, but you knew he was listening.

then, you made a noise, a noise you could not control:

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you shitted yourself

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Credited to trchttrhydrn 

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