October 31

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It was October 31, 2022, 11:55 PM. I remembered that NNN was coming up, so I thought why not try to go one last time in the last five minutes. So I start and slowly the minutes start going down. 11:56, 11:57, 11:58, and finally 11:59. By then I was already pretty close to finishing so I went into overdrive, my hand moving faster than the speed of sound, my penis feeling like it was gonna catch on fire. It created so much friction that the energy released was able to light my house for 4 seconds. Anyways I'm pumping blood as fast as I can, and the millisecond before I finish I look at the time and it goes from 11:59 to 12:00, I tried to stop myself, but it was too late. Cum sprayed out of my dick like bullets from a mini gun. A giant hole is now in my roof from the mere pressure of the cum. It created a tsunami, impregnating every woman in a 17 mile radius. My house is destroyed, and the streets are covered in my seed. This is my story and how I failed NNN. It is only a matter of time before it consumes the rest of us, Alejandro's Great Wall of Semen (2022) is coming to end us all. I see it, in all it's great benevolence slowly waving towards me. I am outside praying to our lord and savior, hoping that I too become impregnated. It's seconds away from me, I finally get-

He was never seen again.

Everyone was covered in the white liquid. The entire world turned from a pale blue dot to a bright white sphere. The amount of cum covering it was enough to make the earth register as a supergiant, exceeding the mass of Jupiter by at least 6x. This was merely the beginning though, as Alejandro's offspring started to combine with the earths elements; and pretty soon, the great semen chunks started spreading throughout the universe in the form of birds. The semen birds took over the entire universe in a time of only 6 weeks. They started to spread through the multiverse. Soon all of reality had been taken over by Alejandro's children, all beings to ever exist sporting his rugged good looks and charming personality. Every single planet on every single galaxy in every single universe to ever exist was completely made up of only him. The planets were large versions of him, galaxies even larger. Universes became more Alejandros. Soon, all of everything was Him, every atom, every particle. And while it seemed nothing else could be taken over, one bird remained.

That bird was named Kash, and with one bird shit, everything turned back to the way it was. No more "rugged good lucks and charming personality" (lie)

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