On a Evil Hill
I live on a hill called "Sug" and it is a evil place to live there is an evil rumor that is true! See there was a little girl named Jackoling Spamhamlol and she was an evil little girl she died then her brother said "I go explore to find out how she died on this hill" and the peple in his village threw im in jaoil because they said "U will cause al of us to die there is a creshure lives on the hill lol that is evil lol his name is Patrixx!" but then the king of the village killed all teh villagers for saying Patrixx's name.
So he then goes to the hill and he find a evil church and he goes inside and there was a book there and it was called "The Sacred Bibliography of the Patrixx" and it said:
"Lol u find forbidden church @ the forbidden adress and here's the sotry of this church. A guy in 1453 who built this church and the died to the Zo for mysterious reasons adn Patrixx appeard and said 'I be preacher Patrixx and we will worship myself, and C'Shan!' and then he cause all of the poeple to be teleported to the Evil Church and they all say 'lol y u do dis?' and he said 'lol u shoulds never question the authority of the Patrixx! Skuz amud tiwil u die!!!' and so he pull out their bones and make an army of poped out skeloltens and he kill evrybody in British"
lol I forgot to mention that the church and the hill and the guy reading the book where also in British. and so there was a guy there who said And so the guy thought aloud, "Wait - if Patrixx killed everyone in British than why are we still here?" and the book said "Lol that is a prophecy that will come true today right now!" and then the army of skeloltnes pop out and killd all the people in British except for one guy named Bloody Loser who was a homeless person from 1953 and by the way I am Bloody Loser and can suck my knickers. Weware of the Sacred Biblyography of the Patrixx for i mead death!
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