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In math class:

Teacher: Alright students! Who can tell me what 1+1 is?

Students: 1+1=2!

Teacher: That's right!

Me: WHAT? BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT 1+1=11!!!

A few years later...

In math class:

Teacher: Okay who can tell me what 1x1 is?

Me: 1x1=2!

Teacher: That's wrong. 1x1=1

Me: WOW YOU TEACHERS ARE SO GOOD HUH!!! FIRST YOU SAY THAT THE ANSWER IS 2 AND NOT 11 AND SUDDENLY YOU STATE THAT THE RESULT IS 1!!!

And then Jeff the Killer came along and killed math, freeing humanity from pain.

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