One day in the life of Michaelleroi 2

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Jacob was very upset at what happened today, but he forgot about it, looked up, turned his frown upside down and walked happily down his road to get home, when he was walking down the road, he saw Jeff the Killer.

"Hey." He said "Would you like to buy some of my Barbie dolls? They're in great condition and they're very sexy. You can brush they're hair, undress them everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!" Jacob loved Barbie dolls, but because he didn't have any creepypasta money, he couldn't buy any.

"I'm sorry, you are a very nice person and as tempted as I am to undress them, I don't have any creepypasta money like the author just said." Jacob replied.

"Bah! It's buy or die!" Jeff said. Jacob was the "Plain Jacob" and he doesn't really like Barbie dolls, wait sorry yes he does, wait hang on guys let me think of another script really quick this one failed...

Hmmm umm lets see uhh rape, gross, gross, rape, turtles, puke, turtles, hentai...Okay here we go!

"Bah! It's buy or die!" Jeff said. Jacob was the "Plain Jacob" and lifts up his hand.

"Time to go to kip." Jacob said (It was Jacob talking not Jeff, so don't say it in Jeffs voice!!) he shot a laser out of his hand and tried to hit Jeff with it, but Jeff used the Barbie dolls to protect himself from the naughty laser bolt. 

"I will kippify you one day!" Jeff screamed as he floated away. Mr.GreenJellyBean walked up to Jacob holding Matt's screen.

"Let's go to your place Jacob, me and Matt are bored." They all went to Jacob's house and played with their action figures and did homework with eachother, when all of the sudden they heard a knock at the door, it couldn't be Jacob's parents because they would just come in, not knock. They went down stairs, opened the door, (it turned out it was Jacob's parents) everyone walked the dinosaur! Even mummy and daddy Sherwood were dinosauring. One dinosaur walking moment later, Matt started talking but because he mic was so shit they didn't understand what he was saying. Toby walked by and said hello, he was quite positive near Green which was weird because those two were enemies, but were friends on Skype!

"Can you take Matt." Green said to Jacob. "He's too heavy." Jacob took Matt and turned and look at his parents.

"Why are you here?" he asked

"We just wanted to be a part of the story." Daddy Sherwood  said.

"Yeah, we don't care about your shitty channel." Mummy Sherwood said "We just wanted to walk the dinosaur with you." They. Left. Jacob walked into a time machine and went back 5 minutes ago and before he walked through it, he wanted us to add two special guests to the story, so prepare you anus...

                                                                 5 MINUTES AGO

They played with action figures, did homework with eachother, looked at porno. WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, Christian?!?! What are you doing here? I wanted to write the story with you. NO! GO AWAY THIS IS MY STORY. But Jeff CHRISTIAN! Ok :( Sorry guys that was my 9 year old brother who is going through the stage of puberty and paused on munching on popcorn to hack Teamviewer and interfere with my special story, I do actually have a brother named Christian, it isn't an Alexo reference. Anyways where were we? Ah yes!

They played with action figures, did homework with eachother when all of the sudden they saw a knock on his doorbell They went down stairs, open the door, everyone walked the dinosaur! They saw a disk titled "Cliché.exe" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. They picked it up and looked on the back, on the back, there was a sticky note and it said "This is not bread compatible." they took it to their computer and it was a video. There was a guy wearing a cap, a shirt with RVD on the front and a big bushy beard, how many WWF references can I do? Honestly, there was the Rock in the first story, Green turning into Booker T and now this hoe wearing an RVD shirt.

"Boys, I need your help." He said "My name...Is MulletMike and I have a quest for all of you. You need to find a youtuber... but not just any youtuber...no...you need to find someone who is good at tackling bad creepypastas...you need to go to.......Yuriofwind!" They all went to Toby's house. They knocked on the door.

"Toby! It's us!" Jacob called. Toby opened the door.

"What do you all want?"

"We're on an adventure." Matt said "Come and join us and let us take your car."

"ALISHA!" Toby shouted. "ALISHA, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!! ALISHAAAAAAAA!!" Alisha came down the stairs.

"Wussup." she asked.

"We're going on a trip!" He sang. But Alisha didn't listen, she was too busy staring at Green. Green noticed that Alisha was fat today for some reason. When she finally stopped staring at Green, Jacob, Matt, Toby and Alsiha got in the car while Green was strapped to the front of the car. When they arrived at Yuriofwinds house, they noticed he was talking nonsense. They knocked on his doorbell. Yuri opened the doorbell to see our heros... and Toby.

"What do you want?" Yuri asked. They told him that they needed to get to Mikes house and so they did.

"When Tom, the horrible friend, saw SONIC!" Yuri was interrupted by the loud scream of Alisha.

"Shut up!" she screamed loudly.

"He got excited and wanted to play it because he is a big Sonic fan!" Yuriofwind continued. Alisha grunted in pain.

"Aah! Take me to the hospital!" she said. They took her to CPH, also known as Creepypasta Hospital, also, has anyone else noticed that the names of locations or objects are so unoriginal? It's just "Creepypasta this" or "Creepypasta that." If only I was the author, I could fix this story up in a minute, wait a second... I am! Okay wait one second guys, I'm gonna sort it out, okay done!

"Aah! Take me to the hospital!" she said. They took her to the National Health Service hospital, also known as the NHS. They showed her to a doctor, and he confirmed Half Life 3, :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD nah he didn't actually, he just said that Alisha was preggers with a baby. But... Who Impregnated her? That was the question on everyone's mind. It's also the question on my mind, was it Toby? Me? Jacob? idfk lets just carry on with the sexypasta. The doctor went on to say that the baby was very big, you would need a very big dick to create a huge bellymonster like that. This raises more questions, Toby and Alisha were dating at first, that was before she appeared on Jacobs stream and married Mr.Green, (Also my dad is a priest and he was on the stream and confirmed half life 3 :DDDDD confirmed that we were married so stop complaining u complainer xD) but they say, the fatter you are, the fatter your dick is, so was it Matt?

The doctor told them to gtfo, so they left Alisha behind so that the doctor could do the DNA test. They all wondered who it could've been, they got back into the car and carried on their quest to Mikes house, when they got there...

They carried on on their journey, forgetting about Alisha, they went to Mikes house, when all of the sudden, Matt, Toby, Jacob, Jeff, Matt, Toby, Jacob, Matt, Jeff, Pingu, The turtle from the truth behind super mario bros, Toby, Jacob have I said all of the heroes yet? Ah whatever I'm pretty sure I got em all. Anywhoozle they woke up in some big red room, it was big enough to fit 50000000000000000000 squirrels in it. They saw Alisha lying on a table, her blue hair was dangling off of the table. She gabe (Half Life 3 confirmed :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD) *gave birth to a fat, green baby with long, gay blonde hair and glasses.

"Im going to call her sprinkles." She said. They all got up and walked to a computer, they saw Richard sitting at it with loads of fosters cans on the floor, he had rainbow puke on him. A knife dropped down from the ceiling, and penetrated Toby's butthole, his saw, red, butthole. Matt ate too much pizza and died of pizzaritus. Bootman Bill and Sonic.exe walked in and put a gun to Jacob's head.

"Go ahead, Jacob, say you're last words." Bill said. A tear fell from Jacobs face, as he muttered his last words.

"IS THERE ANY BREAD?" Jacob called to nobody. Then he was shot dead. Bootman Bill and Sonic.exe walked up to a wounded Green lying on the floor. They pushed Richards dead body off of the chair and sat Green down.

"My names botman bill." he said "We want you to write your experiences on what happened in the first story and this one." Green signed up to the Trollpasta wiki, his username was "Mr.GreenJellyBean (Jacob Sherwood Himself)" and put his password down as "Hidethepianowithteddybears." He wrote down the first story onto the trollpasta. It was edited by Sonic who put his name down as Marc2427, he left 3 categories "Well That Was Pointless, Loads Of Characters and Inside Jokes." AND THEN I WAS SKELLY FOAM!!!! Now Jeff is stuck in hell, for all eternity, TEH EDN!

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