Osaka's Completely Normal Day
While I was browsing /a/ and groaning at all the people drooling over seasonal waifus, I saw an interesting thread. The thread had an image of Osaka from Azumanga Daioh, and the thread's comment was just a catbox.moe mp4, and saying it was a lost episode of the show in question. I decided to download the video. This is how the episode played out.
One day, Osaka was just walking down the street, because she was going to school. She encountered her friends, who were also going to school. Chiyo-chan, Yomi, Tomo-chan, Sakaki-san, Kagura and Kaorin all joined her on their walk to school. It was just a normal morning. But, when they got to the gates of the school, they saw a ZOMG EVIL PATRIXXX, and he possessed all of them (except for Osaka). She was actually confused for once. Why were her friends all of a sudden hyper-realistic? She tried to look around for a place to escape, but she was trapped. Everything around her was either EVIL PATRIXXX or hyper-realistic. But then, a glimmer of hope. A floating yellow cat, who claimed to be Chiyo-chan's father, swooped in and asked Osaka what was wrong. She said "Everything". Her hope quickly faded though, as Osaka was then compressed into a smaller and smaller area, with an agonizing pain getting stronger and stronger. She was going to die. And then she woke up. Yukari asked her "How was your nap?" Osaka replied "Oh it was pretty bad- oh wait no I mean I wasn't sleeping" Yukari slapped then her with a book for sleeping during class.
Seeing these horrors in such a nice and funny show that I love so dearly was a very horrifying experience. So I just washed away my fears by falling into my usual routine of going onto Gelbooru and masturbating to naked anime girls.
Written by Nambona890
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