P-Head Goes to Washington
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Today was the day P-Head was supposed to be taken to the movies. He got ready for the day so he could get there ASAP. But—EPIC FAIL—B tells P-Head that the movie isn't getting released for another few weeks. Furious, saddened, and sobbing, B, S and Mrs. P-Head try to cheer him up with some delicious brunch, but P-Head rejects his boggle crunch and demands to have pumpkin pie. It takes several months to get P-Head to calm down. To make up for the movie incident, P-Head and his friends go on a trip to Washington D.C, but the pilot plays around and ends up blowing the plane up. They survive unscathed, and afterwards P-Head mentions he wants to jack off. He went on Rule34 and typed 'Handsome Chubby Males' in the search bar and jacked off to everything he could find like a complete animal. Then he attempts to repeatedly take a dump on Evil Cat Flower with the intention being that he will clean it off with his spit afterwards.
Later, a speech against human rights is given Jimmy Carter, who was the 39th President of the United States From 1977 to 1981. But P-Head, not knowing what Jimmy was talking about, takes the opposite argument and tries to eat his own shit live on stage for millions to see. Then Jimmy called the army who promptly chase him out. A ship with Colonel Dodo is ready to carry P-Head's friends out of Washington D.C, but he arrives too late and they leave him behind, causing the army to get P-Head, and it doesn't end well for him as they shoot him dead. Fecal matter drips out of his nose and a skeleton pops out.
Credited to R2K6 the second account
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