P0K3M4NZ???

ONE DAY I WAS LOOKING THRU MY CLOSET AND I FOUND A GAMEBOY AND A POKEMON CRYSTAL GAME SO I PUT THE GAME IN THE GAMEBOY AND THE GAME LOADED AND I WAS LIKE OMG. THEN I FOUND MY OLD SAVED GAME FROM WHEN I WAS A YOUNGIN SO I PLAYED THAT FILE TO SEE WHERE MY YOUNGER SELF WAS IN THE GAME AND I WAS IN GOLDENROD CITY BUT THE LAVENDER TOWN MUSIC WAS PLAYING SO I WAS LIKE OMG AGAIN BUT MORE LIKE D:. SO THEN I WENT TO SEE WHAT POKEMONS I HADS AND I HAD A QUILAVA AND A BUNCH OF FRICKIN RATTATAS SO I WAS LIKE WTF I HATE RATTATAS. THEN I LOOKED AT MY POKEMONS STATS AND IT LOOKED ALL SCARED AND AND THE STUPID RATTATAS LOOKED EVIL SO I WENT TO THE POKEMON CENTER AND PUT THEM IN THE BOX 1 THEN I LOOKED AT MY QUILAVAS STATS AND IT HAD 0 HP AND IT WAS MANGLED AND BLOODY AND IT HAD THREE MOOVES: "THEY" "KILLED" "ME" AND I WAS LIKE WTF THOSE DAMN RATTATAS AND THEN I TRYED HEALING MY QUILAVA AND THE NURSE WAS ALL YOUR QUILAVAS DEAD SO I TOOK OUT MY RATTATAS AGAIN PUT THEM IN MY PARTY AND I WAS ALL WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY AND THEY WERE ALL I DUNNO SO I WENT OUT OF GOLDENROD CITY AND INTO ROUTE 35 AND THEN WHEN I STEPPPED IN THE TALL GRASS THERE WAS A BATTLE AND MY RATTATAS WERE GOING UP AGAINST THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATA!! THE WILD BADASS RATTATA KILLED ALL OF MY WIMPY RATTATAS AND THEN I WAS OUT OF POKEMONS SO I DIED.

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