PS3 makes the best games

I've always been a fan of PlayStation, The games are top notch and they never disappoint. However, I encountered that I will never heal from.

One night, I was browsing YouTube on my PS3. And then I saw a specific video, One titled: "Why Nintendo shouldn't diss Sony". Out of curiosity, I played the video.

It started off with a black screen with text that said "A CHAD WARDEN PRODUCTION". It then cut to a man spinning around on a chair holding the camera to his face. I assumed the man was Chad Warden.

"Bitches, sup bitches" Chad said. "Why everyone playing the Wii, I mean c'mon now. Wii? Everybody knows that PS3 makes the best games". An image flashed. I rewound the video, and paused. To my sight, It was a low quality image of the Nintendo CEO hanging on a noose. Being the PlayStation fan I am, I just laughed at the image. I began to continue watching the video.

"C'mon now, That looks like a dildo. I don't want to play my games on no dildo" It then cut to a video of cut-off heads in an office of what I think was the Nintendo headquarters. Weird music played, And I started to feel uncomfortable. Chad was now in a dim-lit bathroom.

"PS3 makes the best games" He said. What felt off was that he didn't sound like himself in a minute ago, And he had bloodshot eyes and looked jacked up. An ear-piercing screech blasted throughout my PlayStation for what felt like a minute. My ears felt like they were literally bleeding, I tried to turn the volume down, But I could still hear it. I just had to sit here with this painful screech blaring throughout the house. It then cut to a compilation of multiple videos put on 2x the speed, Ranging from some poorly animated gore porn of SpongeBob, to a video of multiple corpses in a church where a mass shooting embarked. I tried turning off my PlayStation, But there was no luck. I sat down and covered my ears while tears were running down my face. The horrible compilation was finally over. The screen then went to blackness. I quickly exited off the YouTube app, And tried to catch my breath. I then opened my laptop and then to Reddit and posted a thread talking about if anyone has seen the same video, I didn't get any luck with people calling me a deranged troll and others just calling my story a hoax. If you ever happen to come across this video, Please for god's sake don't play it, Or you'll face the same trauma I went through.

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