Pasta Rangers: Mega Force

(To the tune of "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers" Theme)

GO, GO PASTA RANGERS!

GO, GO PASTA RANGERS!

GO, GO PASTA RANGERS!

MIGHTY MURDEROUS PASTA RANGERS!

"We're the new Power Rangers?!" BEN's eyes lit up in excitement. "I call being the pink Power Ranger!"

"The pink Power Ranger is a girl," Jeff snapped.

"Do these idiots look like girls to you?" Slenderman pointed at Ticci Toby and Eyeless Jack. "Let him be the pink one. I, of course, will be the black Power Ranger."

"I'll be red," Jeff quickly said.

"I call blue," Jack said.

"I'll be pink!" Toby grabbed his goggles, swished around and appeared facing the others wearing a male version of the pink Power Ranger's costume, save for the fact that his usual goggles and mask were completely intact.

"No fair," Ben whined. "I already called pink!"

"Sorry, little guy, but that transition was just too cool. You'll have to be a different Ranger." Slenderman checked to make sure his helmet, which he had donned along with his suit completely off-screen(or off-text, whatever) fit correctly.

Jeff, who shared Slenderman's convenient ability to get dressed while we're not focused on him, suggested that Ben be the green Power Ranger.

"But...wait a second, we need six Power Rangers," BEN said. "Who's gonna be yellow?"

"I can be yellow," Jane the Mary Sue Blatant Rip-Off How Is She Not In Trollpasta Wiki Yet Jane You Are Terrible Killer said. No one knew how she got there, and no one cared to find out, evidenced by the fact that she was quickly thrown from a five-story window.

Ben paused for a moment, then said, "We can make do with five."

Eyeless Jack looked around at his new teammates, bewildered. "How did you guys get your costumes on so fast? Isn't there supposed to be, like, some bracelet or whatever that turns us all into the Rangers?"

"That is so twenty years ago," Toby scoffed. "Nowadays, the hip thing is to suddenly appear wearing the designated article or articles of clothing."

"That makes no sense whatso- what the flying f-" His next syllable was cut off by a bird's cry. He narrowed the holes in his mask because those apparently act as his eyes and repeated, "What the flying fluff did you guys do?" He was, as I'm sure you guessed, wearing the blue Power Ranger costume.

"MIGHTY MURDEROUS PASTA RANGERS, ASSEMBLE! TRANSMUTE! MORPH! BECOME GIANT ROBO-THINGY!"

"What are we fighting, though? We're supposed to combat the dark forces of Mary Sue!" Slenderman said.

"I CALL RIGHT LEG," BEN screeched. He suddenly appeared in the right leg's cockpit.

"I CALL LEFT ARM," Eyeless Jack shouted like the wuss he was because he was afraid of BEN for some stupid reason. He wound up in the cockpit of the left arm.

"Right arm," Slendy said lazily. He landed in the cockpit of the left leg because the robot thingy has bad hearing and secretly detests Slenderman.

"HEAD AND CHEST! HEAD AND CHEST! Tobby hung upside down between two control rooms. "Coooooool!"

Jeff was forced to be in the right arm's cockpit.

"Alright, guys, let's kick some Mary Sue BUTT!" BEN burst into giggles right after saying "butt".

"We must dance!" Since he held one-third of the robot in his power while the other four only held one-sixth, Ticci Toby was able to control the entire robot. Don't ask me how that works. Just go with it.

One metal foot was lifted up and down, then the other, then the arms began flailing as Toby bellowed the Power Rangers theme song, accompanied by vocal instrumentals.

"GO, GO POWER RANGERS! DUH NA NA NUH DEH DUH, GO, GO POWER RANGERS!" Buildings were smashed. Lives were lost. Slenderman was annoyed. Jeff was smiling. Jack was having a panic attack. Ben was calling some guy a cuck on Xbox LIVE.

And someone very powerful heard the caterwauling.

Cthulhu tried to cover his eardrums, but to no avail; the goggle-faced pink thing made too much noise. Using his magical- oh, I'm sorry, supernatural- powers, he brought Toby's reign of terror down once and for all.

The robot crumbled as Toby continued, "GO, GO POWER RANGERS! MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS! DUH NA NUH NEH NUH DUN DUN!"

Slenderman, Jeff, Jack and BEN had the common sense to get the heck out of the crumbling robot. Toby did not.

Many fangirls mourned the loss of their loved one, then moved on to stalk other murderers. Toby wasn't half as popular as he thought he was.

At the funeral, Slenderman asked that they open the casket for one last look. While many took this to mean that Slendy had cared about the child, what he really wanted was to snag the mangled goggles and sell them on Etsy.

As the lid opened, the unthinkable happened...

A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

And even worse...

THE SKELETON WAS PHONE.

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