Patrick Eats A Dong

So, I was hired to work at Nickelodeon (4 realz!!!!) and i was looking at the new episode. It showed Patrick jumping on a giant jellyfish. But then it zoomed in, and I realized....ZOMG IT'S FAWKING EVIL PATRIXXX!!!

He came to Spongeturd's house and said Ay where u at u fawkin cat diddler

Spongebob came out and cut Patrixxx in half, killing him. Not really since evil patrixx cant die but spingebill spengbab thought he was. what a dumbfuck. But then, it regenerated. Spongbob took of his skin, revealing himself to be Moar Krabs in diguise.  

Evil Patrixxx took out and ax, and Moar Krabs took out a Snail Launcher. They then had the most epic fight in all of Creepypasta history.

Patrixxx grabbed Krabs and slammed him against a wall, shattering it.

Krabs launched snails on Patrixxx's face, and they ate his eyes.  

Patrixxx took his ax and cut off Krabs' eye stalks. Suddenly, the real Patrick madea pentagram and summoned a giant chicken named Bob (he had no head, only a brain) Moar Krabs trampled Patrixxx and ran his head over. 'You win this time...!' Said Patrixxx and teleported away.

Then, it cuts to spongbob naked. Patrick has his dong ripped off and in his mouth. then, they become HYPER-REALISTIC, ZOMFG. then it goes to the credits.

AND THAT'S THE LOST EPISODE, M8S I HOPE U R8 IT 8/8 K

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Credited to Bonnie-rabbit 

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