Patrixx Films a Lost Epesode
I day Patrixx was deside to do some more brainwashing. he said "today I shall film a lost epesode of Harry Potter". he was post evil job applications on goLOLble.com and he got some stupid people including myself 2 respond to them. I was cast as Ron Weaslyton and my friend was cast as snape he was real dark and emo so he was real good as snape. so we arrived at a place called 'Not Patrixx Production Studio'. Patrixx appeared and said "greetings underlings" (Patrixx was wearing a disguise by the way so he didn't know it was him just yet) "you are here to help with a glorious new project that shall reshape the foundations of the earth" my friend said "whatever" cause he's cool that way. Patrixx introduced himself and Patrick Stalin, a russian film producer and said he would pay us handsomly.
Next we go in and seen that the walls of the studio were painted with blood and entrails. the guy they picked to play harry potter was tied 2 a chair and the other guy who was chosen to play draco said "Is this bad?" Patrixx said "No son, this is peachy ok? Don't think about it 2 much." teh man said greetings i am camra man i must warm up the recording device please follow the instructions and i shall film a test reel. we wer then instructed to sacrifice a goat on an alter and blud was evrywear my emo frend was like "dude this is kida cool" another guy said "i dont remember this part in the books." Patrixx said "of course u don't this is a lost epesode u fool!" whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? that was rude i said "dear sir" but he glared at me very frighteninlgy and i was like "ok nevermind I'll get over it" Patrixx said "Inded u will"
Next we where 2 read the script it was very weird but in the end we where 2 acshually murder the guy playin harry potter as a sacrifice I said "Is this legal?" Patrixx again said "dont think about it 2 much this is brainwashing remember?" i said "oh ok" and we continued and draco had 2 skin harry potter alive and he said "this is unethical" Patrixx grew enraged and said "what did i tell u about thinking about it? u r 2 stpud 2 do this with" "Patrick" revealed himself 2 b Patrixx he took off the silly nose glasses he was wearing which i thought where real! "NO WAY!" we all screemed and Patrixx said "U r so dum i don't even have 2 try ps i am not patrixx" we all sighed in releif Patrixx became Patrick again i think...
the next day at my home i got a package n the mail it was a vhs tape with HARRY POTTER LOST EPESODE written on it with sharpee. i watch it and it was a lot different i saw that evil spirits where watching us the whole time and Patrick really was PATRIXX!!! we kild th kid who played harry potter just like in the filming but we saw him transform into a tentacle creature and i srkeemed cause i just now realised that the tentacle creature looked just like the hitchhiker i picked up on the way home! Patrixx appeared and said "very good, now we will film your stupidity!" he filmed as the tentacle creature appeared and devoured me but I failed 2 get away Patrixx thought it was funny and sent it in to America's Funniest Home Videos Lost Epesode with my head as proof the footage was real. and then a skelolten poped out and joined Patrixx's Skelolten army.
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Written by Church of C'Shan
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